Tuesday, September 20, 2005

No, but that doesnt count because, erm, I couldnt see it, so it means you cant, you know, oh arse.
Shotgun. Aha!
Its a non-stop fact highway today isnt it? And Matts appears to be the guy driving the car in the super-fast outside lane...
Stella does strange things to usually 'normal' people... Sometimes 3 days after consumption.

Ghengis you don't drink Stella do you? I'll try and think of another excuse for you.
Depends what the child is willing to do for the ticket I guess...

Wrong.
Steve Death holds the records for not conceding a goals for something like a 1000 minutes of play. Interesting eh. A record that will probably be beaten this year by Chelsea.

Did you know it's £45 for a child to watch a Chelsea game?
9,643.

Its been a very confusing Blogger today, Alan this, training that, I'm off to Fiji in a month, The South-West, and Matt liking Pork Pies.

We should def train whereever it is, we need to! We could all bring torches and strap them to our heads using some of Mikey's head bands. Or park our cars near by and put the lights on...
Alan predicts: 13,009
0-0 Reading to win on pens.

10,387

If I win can I have the money to put towards a pork pie please.

Thanks.
Reading 1 - 0 Luton

10,345
2 - 0 Reading Trevor Senior to score and Mick Harford to get sent off for Luton.
Steve Death to keep a clean sheet for Reading with a man of the match performance.11,458 people to witness the match with Matt Atkins winning the half time pork pie eating competition.

Closest to the attendance with out going over wins a mars bar and will have it presented to them on sunday.Get it spot on and i will make it a kingsize so get your predictions in.
I like pork pies, so a move out that way may suit me down to the ground. Sillsy's also half way there, he'd just have to dye all those hairs blonde....

I've spoken to Lewis, his old mans finding out today and will let him know tonight, so he'll/I'll pass on the info later. He thinks it's more likely to start next week as the 1st week in October was the date he asked it to start originally.

Either way I think we should train tomorrow, Henwicks a good idea, it used to be ok up there and will be fine for a one off.

Newthatch will be a good test. I've no idea what there like, and as far as I know, I don't know anyone that plays for them. Obviously they won the league last year, but we're still better, because we won that league and got to the cup final.... So there.

Alan's doing well. He's got a ride today - 2.10pm at Ayr.

I'm off to the Mad Stad tonight; Reading V's Luton, Milk cup second round.

Predictions:
You were in Devon, I was in Dorset. The Southwest is the place to be gents, sooner you realise that the better it'll be for everyone. Johnny Lamb got the jump on all of us and took the delicious Megan off to Taunton to woo her with cider - he's a smart lad indeed and we all stand in his shadow til he returns wearing trousers with straw hanging out of the legs and munching on a pork pie. Trust me, that day will come.

If we can't get indoors for training I reckon we still do it, just go to Henwick and make use of the small amount of light you can get there.

Newthatch appear to be a strong side so we'll need to be up for it on Sunday. I shall be there and in fine voice to spur you on. I shall also probably start to talk about my holiday cos I'll be under 3 weeks away from going to be warned I may be more annoying than usual.
Hi boys just back from a nice long weekend in Devon,we have Newthatch at home this Sunday in one of the cups.
What is the crack with training?
Answers on a postcard.

Matt how is Alan?
Doe's your leader look like Mr Miyagi?

Does Dale ever make you wear a head-band? * No reply needed*

We're off to a bad start Paul, but haven't been thrashed yet, and hopefully won't be. We're going to put it right this weekend, 3 points for defo. I'll hassle Lewis again later about the indoor training, as I think we need it for fitness.

Anyone know who we're playing on Sunday?

Also - It's worth noting that we haven't had a bookings for decent yet....
Hehe have you joined a karate club or a cult? Haven't seen you for months and I bet they've asked you to hand over all your possessions. I can see it now on Sunday...

"Morning Genghis"

"I love The Leader"

Monday, September 19, 2005

The linesman is not a twat.
I was 100% convinced mate - I could have stood there in front of the entire Shefford squad plus old boys with you all agreeing that they were in no way related and would still have held my view that they were brothers.

I have no idea where it came from but that's just been how it has been since Robbie Keane first came on the scene. I can even hear Motty in my head saying "...against his brother Roy..." when Spurs played Man Utd.

It's not a nice thing having to admit to a girl that she's right about something footy related and I'm wrong. Thankfully for me that girl was Julie who does at least have a respectable understanding of the game. Thing is, until I can once again be right about something that she's wrong about, she kind of 'wears the football pants' in the family because my error was so horrifically off-target. Therefore, she is coming to training on Wednesday in my place and is starting up front alongside Dale on Sunday cos Genghis bet that he could kick a ball straighter than she could...
That's better. Your an IT Genius.

Yep, that's the one. He looks more like a jockey than a footballer, and he has a similar vocabulary to Paul Curtis.

What ever did happen to Paul Curtis?

Arsenal 2-1 Everton

Toffees to score first, Marcus Bent to score in the 9th minute.
Better?