See, I knew there would be some big news about Newquay, hence why I started the coutdown.

Besides, we've been counting down with excitement to the World Cup for 3 1/2 years, to Arsenal winning the Champs League for 118 years, and for Steve McLaren to become England manager for, erm, days.

Newquay Update!!!!!
The late call up to the squad by Beenie takes total going to 18.

Karting 27th May.........

Anyone who's interested in Karting on 27th May for my b'day is more than welcome. Its in Andover and will set you back 37.50 on the day. Grand Prix format with about 3-4 hours race time. If you fancy coming along can you let me know and i'll book your places. Starts at 9am.

cheers.

It's like six weeks away yet! I bet you're a bugger at Christmas...

So, the countdown to Newquay begins...

Or a transfer form.

That bloke Steve Crame who scored 2 against us at the weekend apparently scored 46 goals this season!!!!

Lewis needs some new shooting boots....

Again, my address is...

Sillsy i think thats what Shane was hoping for!!!!

You want to be careful, putting your address out on the internet like that. Could get into anyones hands, and before you know it...you've got a blow up doll at your doorstep.

Yes mate that sounds good to me - my addy is 2 Home Farm Cottages, Hurstbourne Tarrant, Hants, SP11 0AB

Unlucky lads for yestrdays efforts. So very nearly had the perfect result!!!! Great team effort though, although i'm feeling a little horse today though. must have been all that screaming at the ref!!!! WANKER!!!!
Shane, its my 30th b'day on sunday 28th May you and julie are welcome its at the old hatchet, Half 7 start. Bankholiday weekend!!!! Let me know if you want to come along and i'll send you an invite.

p.s. MK DONS WENT DOWN HA HA HA - THAT MADE MY WEEKEND

Sounds like it was an improved performance at least. And you were right to have a go at the ref, if he's gonna wave a player away from the ball then he has to then make the other team wait for the whistle.

We keep getting stung with stuff like that (well, once every other season) and we never seem to get those breaks ourselves do we?

Ah well. I guess it's just a wait to see what happens with the Henwick points and what happens with the league structure to see what div we're in next season.

I'm sorry I've really not been around much if at all this season - I am taking steps to remedy this though for next season.

Predictions for the cup final? I reckon West Ham will battle their hardest but will find themselves outclassed for a 3-1 Liverpool win...

Very disappointing boys, we'll now have to roll up our sleeves and work hard for each other and bounce straight back next season.

Morning chaps, back from Mexico, though I'm afraid I can't make Sunday's game. I take it there was no game last weekend then? We're still 2nd bottom on goal difference and with Chav Friend needing to win to secure the league (how the fuck?) it could be a tricky one.

Here's a strategy for you, they need a point to win the league, we need a point to stay up (we believe). I suggest you take hand puppets to explain it to them. Trouble is, they'll obviously fancy beating us with some ease, so we need to make it worthwhile to them. That's where Sillsy comes in, I suggest dressing him up as an arabian princess and offering them to him as a gift if they agree to draw the game.

Good luck everybody.

Sillsy you're a tactical genius, please pass on some of your wisdom to Smurf.....

I'd give Smurf, just hand him over. All we need to do is not concede, and then score.

I'd give Smurfs right nut for 3 points this week....

Would anyone like 3 points this week?