Isn't the end of Ad's road London?

We're not trying to persuade you to get the train, we're not desperate and in need of friends. We can get on quite fine by ourselves, just the three of us. In fact, that's not a bad idea for next season's squad. Bagsy on pens.

I think if you're sharing a car then the financial advantage of shared (or free) petrol comes into play. But if you're sat on a train then Stella comes in to play, and she's much more fun.

In the old days we used to be able to play "Who can knock an old person over by hoying a rolled up newspaper out the window as the train pulls away from the station" but these modern days of safe, non-opening windows and CCTV means that we can't play that anymore.

I'm sure a few cans will get the old creativity flowing.