I think Brighton is going to be out of the question - I just talked to that place and all they have available for that weekend is 4 to-a-room ensuites at £45 per person per night. And it's a 2 night minimum so JT would have to pay £90 for a one night stay.
I'd call them wankers but I guess they know they can sell stuff at that price so fair play.
But it leaves us with a dilemma. Ideas on a postcard please...