When I used to go to Bracknell for a night out I was living in Woking, gateway to London. The counrty bumpkin thing is something I have earned as a privilege - I didn't grow up in the countryside, I grew up in the towns watching all the working class people work. It was great fun.

"You there, what day is it?"

"Why it's Christmas Day m'lord"

"Here's a shiny penny, now piss off"

ah childhood memories...