I'll settle for dead legs. A punch on my nose could get a little messy.

I've always hate Thomas The Tank Engine ya know. £10.00 - Smurf your cheap.

Tank has 12 'mates' coming down for his birthday this weekend. Something tells me the Reading Evening Post is going to have a few stories regarding a spate of robberies, a few fights and another dog rape...

Tanks face and a poodle will suit the front of the Reading Evening Posts quite nicely.