We don't have to relive it do we? It's hard enough trying to get the images out of my brain, but reliving it??? Not gonna happen.

Crabbeman I can't make it to your b'day mate - I'm sorry I have to go diving so I'm hoping for slightly better weather than last Saturday.

30% mate - less gay than Sillsy - though I think we all knew that already from what everyone was saying in Newquay.