That's fuckin weird stuff. I'm very confused. So did you really give him your email address or are you just being wound up? Or am I? And who's Marjorie?

Mr Smurf I couldn't offer you the caretaker management position as you weren't there. Crabbeman and Lewis will do a fine job I'm sure and the team pretty much picks itself next week so the only decision is when to make the substitution and exactly what change to make.