Yeah right, they've said that before and oh! surprise, no cash. I'll let Crabbeman know that unless they bring £60 with them on the day before kick off then there's to be no game, I'm not paying for that lot again - so let me know if and when you get a pitch booked. There must be more than one pitch bookable in Reading, so I'm feeling iffy about it.

I'll let Crabbeman know how much it's going to be in case they go "you wha? you f***ing t*** I'm not f***ing paying that f***ing much just for a f***ing game of f***ing footy you w*****. Go f*** yourself."

Or "We've only got f***ing £20 on us at the moment, borrow us til me f***ing gyro comes through. C***."

Softly softly catchy mousey.

Dunno why I said that.