I'm sure one of the stand ups at some point will single us out - then it's just a question of who cops it. It will either be...

Me - cos I'm manager and he'll ask who the manager is
Crabbeman - cos he's captain and he'll ask who the captain is
Genghis - cos he'll be wearing bandages
Smurf - cos he won't be able to keep his mouth shut
Browny - Browny

Knowing his luck, Dave Lewis will get lost on the way back from the toilet, end up on stage and get offered a lucrative career in live stand-up.