Yeah, things like Genghis falling over at Blackpool, though effing funny, would sound really crap on the radio. My mate fell over. See? And breaking the water ride, funny to us yes, funny to the masses, no. Dave Lewis bringing back a right munter to the B&B and scrambling around trying to find a bed to pork her in, now that's got some legs to it...

Also, has anyone heard the show? I don't know exactly what's on offer...