Well, we (Dave L and I) had a chat about the assist game, and we decided it was all a load of bollocks. Nobody can remember even straight after the game what the hell happened, and so everyone starts claiming the assists, and I can't be arsed to judge who got the last touch and whether they meant it, and I missed Dave's 4th goal on Sunday cos I was round getting balls out of the river. So let's just say that Adam won. Hoorah. What's more important is getting assists, not getting credit for them. There's no I in team, and there's no F in way I'm writing down any more after a match than I already do, I'm not a bloody secretary.