Paul, you're a pedantic bastard. You dont need to count to work in a bank in Reading. You just need to be able to point people to the reception. And speak Chinese.

Technically, for my goal, I did all the work myself, so I believe I set it up, as noone passed me the ball, it was a loose pass from the opposition (Probably the Shrew) which I skillfully picked up and converted after a mazy run lasting 17 minutes. Therefore, I scored, AND got 4 assists. You all talk a good game...

There's no I in team, but there is an M and an E

Shit. Ghengis is out of the Cold Ash game. Are you really having an operation, or are you chasing down the future saviour of the earth? And you like to see us all sweet? Are you planning to lick us? or are you talking in Browny language, 'I like to sees ma homboys sweet y'all, tidy, it all gravy'

Ive had Nemone. She was crap. Mention that we all have great legs though, she said something about that, and fitness on the radio on Sunday.