I see what you've done there John. Abuse of power?

I sent Nemone a short, sharp email pointing out some of the richer elements of our history. Today I need to talk to them about the team, the players, our track record, what we're like off the pitch and give them 3 reasons why we should get the gig. If anyone can think of any of the funny stories about the team/players then shout out now! Bear in mind I'm going to be talking about these on the radio, so the story of when Stevie Tab touched up Smurf in bed will not be used. Neither will when Shaun got done for indecent exposure...