Ah ha ha ha. All very funny. Browny you're a good midfielder, it's just you run the line more than anyone else, even though they spend as much time on and off the pitch as you. You scored some good goals last season and have set up some goals already this season.

She never asked for 3 reasons (which I'd spent my morning preparing). She never asked how we're getting on in the league. She never asked much apart from who are the good looking blokes and who are the mingers and where we go drinking. I got in the Billy Connolly thing but not much more than that that made us sound like cool, hip people. Can't even remember whose names I mentioned when she asked who the lookers were, but I remember talking about Crabbeman's hair...