Well thank you for driving us boss!! It was certainly one of the most entertaining cars rides Ive been in, although Steve really needs to sort out his wind problem...

Blackpool was great, although it seemed to be over far to quickly. We managed to cram a hell of a lot in, stealing pillows, breaking doors and curtain rails, fixing doors and curtain rails, seeing illuminations, playing darts (sorry about knocking you out again Shane...!), pool, table football, watching Dave and Matt try to pull mingers, watching crabbeman get a hattrick of own goals, listening to John Lamb's 'jokes', the Big One (well, thats what Browny told me about Steve anyway), Riding Val Halla, Breaking Val Halla ('I wonder what could have caused that?'), taxi racing, tacky presents, breasts, browny talking to my lapdancer (I mean, surely I should have got a refund...?!), and, of course copious amounts of alcohol.

Bring on Blackpool 2004, and bring on Cold Ash...6 days to go...