Shocking. Browny should definatly repay me in some way, but I dont fancy a lap dance from him, surely that would increase the debt? I could ask for a drink, but I have to be realistic in my request. Im not gonna let it lie though, and seeing as Browny doesnt come onto this site then we can all but our minds together and come up with some genius idea...

Paul - There are plenty of girls I could set you up with, but you dont want my cast-offs...so I would suggest you go and search in Suffolk to avoid that happening!! Failing that, go for anyone aged under 17 or over 40, I probably havent had them.

Oh, and my missis always wears a Cat suit. (Geddit?! She's called Cat, see what Ive done there?! Sheer Quality. )

I hear Steve Tab is great at tracking back...