It's Ad's horn... I'll get him to toot it at 8.30pm again. Your still hear the bloody thing in Wycombe!

I've just had this bloke on the phone that gave me the most abuse I ever had in my life!! I got told off for putting it on loud speaker... Just as he screamed 'Listen you tw*t'.... I thought it was funny!!

It was almost like he knew me.

You've been a bit quiet Brownie? You even failed to tell us what you did for your lunch yesterday?

I went out for a meal last night... Prawns for the starter, Mixed Grill for the main and spotted dick for desert.... Anyone else had that lately?