I took a Viagra last week, got stuck in my throat. Havent been able to turn my head since.

Whats all ths slagging HSBC off malarky? We are The Worlds Local Bank, as well as The Worlds Best Bank, and The Bank Which Employes The Sexiest Blokes. All official titles. Honest.

Really looking forward to Sunday now, I don't think we have anything to be afraid of, we know we are a really good side and a fit side, and we werent outplayed (or beaten?) by the higher teams we played last year. Lets get them.

Shane, now you have invited Dave on here, does that mean we have to stop slagging him off?