Hello everyone, I am finally registered thanks Shane…..

John – I think there is more chance of me passing the ball to you than you getting your money back off browney!!! Or you scoring a goal that is not a fluke!!!!!


Due to Shefford FC in Blackpool 2003, liquor manufacturers have accepted suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. This one’s for Browney!!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. SMURF!!!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat. Everyone or Nigel in Sindicate's……

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends repeatedly that you love them. Mike & beeny!!!!!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. Beeny!!!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may maak yu tink you kan tipe real gude.

you can fill in the names for the other one's i dont want to have all the fun!!!!!