Gross Matt.

Janet just called me from the Gynway to say that she'd forgotten to bank the cheque for the deposit. I had to quickly nip onto my internet banking and check while she was on the phone. Cheeky mutha! I'd sent her a cheque with the wrong name on it, so I'd sent her another one and she was trying to cash them both! At least she called. I guess if she'd come to cash the wrong one you'd have to hope they'd have said "But this aint your name"

That is unless she'd gone to an HSBC branch.