Fu*k i'm a hard bastard Lol

*Sigh*

FU**ING WINDOW LICKER

Bellamy stop picking on me you total wanker

3.5 hours of pointing a camera at Smurf does this.

Yeah it was quality Browny - the boys did the naked car shagging in the road outside the B&B (which was also top quality - twins or single rooms, most ensuite, nice breakfast - it was so good that we kept our in-B&B shennanigans to a minimum).

For any who haven't somehow had the text, training starts again this Thursday, 7pm at Henwick. Just a gentle starter this week, but we'll be ramping it up pretty quickly so try not to miss out on the early ones otherwise you'll be playing catch up.

I had a week off the gym last week, so that means I'll either be full of potential energy or back to being an unfit old bastard. We shall see.

Looking forward to getting back into it. For those who don't know, 4 clubs ended up getting promoted from Div 2 last season, so it's us lot, Bucklebury and a bunch of cocks.

Sounds like an awesome weekend chaps, gutted I missed it, but I was sunning it in Menorca with the family. Some great videos and great pictures not sure about the nakedness though, where was that taken? Looking forward to seeing you all soon to hear the stories hopefully at the presentation evening.

With regards your text shane, any date is good for presenation so i will go with the majority.

Cheers - sadly I can't do anything with it (except slow it down to make Miller and Crabbeman sound like giants).

I can't make it out at all mate. What's going on in the vid? If you can email it to me I have some decent software for that sort of thing...

I know its not very long and bad quality (I have actually lightened it as much as possible) but i think its worth it just to hear Crabby and Chris Miller laughing. It does the job of jogging my memory. Quality Moves.

I always found threesomes difficult to choreograph.

Got to say, those videos are brilliant.

Not shagged a car Mr Bellamy, no. I'm more old fashioned than that, Horse and Cart for me...

I have no desire to see your testes Smurf thank you very much. And if I ever do have such a desire, I have one photo with, one photo without (scary fucking stuff) and one video with odd glimpses...

Not that I've watched it in that much detail, obviously.

Never shagged a car Mr Sills? That's your stag night sorted then.

Sounds like you gents had a wonderful time, full of culture and love. You realise that our Blogger website will now be registered in many different guises on search engines: 'naked', 'sex with cars', 'nude crabbeman'...

"Testy!!!" "Testy!!!"

I'll show you fu**ing Testy when i get hold of you Bellamy and the rest of you TOTAL WANKERS

The gaffer gets a bit "testy" on the train home...

Quick clip.

Explanation as follows:-

Drunk girl staggers around not remember one second from the next. She sees Matt and thinks he is Prince William (there are photos of her bowing to him). She staggers around and ends up talking to Dave Lewis, who she thinks is Matt, who she thinks is Prince William.

Once she's finished talking to Dave (i.e. Dave walks away) she then spies Matt, who she realises looks even more like Prince William than Matt, who is Dave, who was Matt, before it was Dave. Keep up it's really quite simple.



She fell on her arse soon after this anyway.

Remember - what goes on tour, stays on tour, or goes on Blogger.

How to get Shefford FC into a bar in Torquay (albeit not until the next night cos we're so damn cool)