Apparently Henwick lost 3-0 to Chav Friend, so I dunno if the other result are correct or not?!

These results just about sum up the league!

Bayer 0 - 5 Hampstead Norreys

Henwick 2 - 1 Travellers Friend

Newbury Post Office 3 - 4 Monument

Newthatch 2 - 3 Westwood Academy

Paggies Bar 2 - 4 Hermitage Reserves

Ok mate, just wondered.

i keep applying for one and they still have not sent me it,i will keep trying Matthew

Boss,

When are you going to get us a pass word for that site?

G'day Shane. Good to hear from you on the other side of the world. None of us are jealous you know...

This is Westwoods write up from the game on Sunday - on that Yellow Jersey site.

Shefford out-muscle poor Westwood

Attendance: 15

Man of the match: Simon Wolfenden

Team Formation: 4-4-2

Westwood slumpped to defeat at the hands of a work-man-like Shefford outfit. From the opening whistle Shefford battled hard, and closed down the Westwood players at every oppertunity, and this clearly didn't suit, with Westwood loosing posession on numberous occasions throughout the game.

The hosts scored early in each half, the first the defence allowed their striker to turn and run un-challenged through to net, the second, a free header after a corner was half-cleared. Westwood only tested Shefford's keeper once during the whole game, with a good shot by Dan Collins, which the keeper did very well to palm round the post.

Benham Office Supplies Man of the Match - Simon Wolfenden

Congrats boys it's a great rise up the table and good to hear the news reported on Aussie Sports Channels over here. Shame no game this week to keep the momentum going but that just means more effort in training this week and next I guess. I'm doing my bit over here by drinking beer and eating prawns. If you can't see exactly how that's helping that's ok, in time you will.

Good to see from the table that nobody is unbeatable too. Sky's the limit.

Off for another stubbie. These short girls are easy pickings.

Well played again sunday boys,great team effort battled all over the pitch worked well for each other and played some nice stuff at times.The passing and movement was good making it easy for each other.The back for was an organised solid unit and Woody chipped in with a couple of good saves and it is good to see his confidence rising with every game.
Plus i feel that ref was the best one we have had all season.

SHEFFORD GET TO GRIPS ON DIVISION ONE....

...and we've only just started.

1 Hampstead Norreys Played 6 Points 16
2 Newbury Post Office 5 12
3 Hermitage Reserves 5 10
4 Shefford 6 9
5 Monument 6 9
6 Henwick 4 7
7 Newthatch 5 7
8 Westwood Academy 5 6
9 Travellers Friend 6 6
10 Bayer 4 0
11 Paggies Bar 4 0

Frewy if you do manage to score with a screamer on Sunday I'll give you a useful tip, try gagging her first then she won't make too much noise.

Utterly amazing Matty? I guess someone needs to be if I'm not there to take the piss out of all those slow bastards.

Tough game on Sunday boys. Home (again) V's Westwood - They have a few new players - couple from Cold Ash. But we've got things going now and there's certainly no reason why we shouldn't turn them over.

It starts so late these days it's an easy mistake...

They also inspired me to be totally and utterly amazing again thou.

No Frewy you can't claim MOM for the 2nd round as our defence stood solid and kept a clean sheet so it will go to 1 of the back 4 and even if you backed up Matts claim of a hat-trick the story would be so far-fetched that nobody would believe you.....now if you said he missed 3 sitters that would be different.

No.

A few more results like that in the Berks and Bucks and theres no reason why we can't go all the way...

Indeed Mr Hill you are correct and we do have a bye in the 2nd round of the Berks and Bucks so we are on a roll.
Sorry if my congratulations were not up to your standard Mr Hill but Sillsy told me what to write so you better sort it out with him next time you see him.

Gents
Having had a Bye in round 1 of the Berks and Bucks Cup, it looks like we have a Bye in round 2 as well. Wooooo! Hoooo! we're on a cup run! Long live SheffordFC!

Gents,

Good result on Sunday, good to see you are missing the 2002/2003 Div Two Champions Central Midfielders...!

I've decided not to continue the Sven debate for now, we can hold off for a while I think.

Nige, you are a legend, there is a shrine set up for you in the middle of Reading, pointing to London as you will be returning there. Oh hang on, that's Queen Victoria. Sorry, I was thinking of you in your cross dressing days.

All should visit http://www.wimp.com/invading/
it's a small video, safe for work. Unless you work for Americans.

Well done for sunday boys another good win. I heard a rumour that ghenghis hit the bar with a screamer!!! was it another miss hit effort from 10 yards or one of mikes many attempted own goals!!!! i am missing footie so much i am even starting to dream about it very scary cant wait to get back and join in with the banter or browny bashing as some may call it [sorry mate!!!!] attempted to kick a ball last wek and had a slight reaction so i am not planning on training again till next week and go from there. I feel like sol cambell at the moment. Cant believe the CAT was here i still remember the half way lob those were the days!!!! good to hear from you mate looking forward to when you get back so we can have a BIG piss up