Wanted 1 Goalkeeper no experience neccessary but would be helpful.
I have ummed and aagghhed i few times about playing myself but have decided against it.

The only person I could think of was JT's brother, but I text him and he plays for Hermitage now!

Lewis might rather play in goal than sit on the bench.

Kung Frew - I have printed off your statement, and this is now a contact.

...ooooh I love wedding cake.

If you need me I will play. I'd rather not if I don't have to, but I will if needed.

The above offer comes with the reminder that in the past having been in goal for such memorable victories as 1-0 over Hermitage Reserves (the game that won the league) and 1-0 over Thames Valley Sports (the game that beat Thames Valley Sports) I subsequently went in goal twice last season and conceded 13 goals. You figure it out, but I'm okay to play in goal if there's no realistic alternative.

Hero.

Well lads we have a bit of a situation on our hands with 2 goalkeepers signed on and neither of them available.

Suggestions on a postcard

Poor old 'David' - he always manages to do this, gets his chance in the squad, puts in a stormer and then has to miss the next game or two so starts all over again. The secret is to be available two games in a row, or more.

Chav Friend on Sunday then - dunno what to expect from it. They were quite a strong side last year but at the end we put one over on them without too much effort, it wasn't our best performance but we still rolled em over. This year they got tonked by Newthatch who we beat apparently fairly comfortably but you never know what squads were available etc.

I'm hoping to come down and watch at least the first half, not playing for a while though as I'm within weeks of a much-needed holiday...

It's quite weird, when I read your posts, I read them in your dodgy scouse accent.

You've given Crabbman his place back cheaply Frew!

You can't miss out on all those nice cars at a wedding thou...

Sorry lads, I didnt want to let Frew on, I really didnt, but it was the only way to get him to agree to give me my hub caps back.

Ah, the old ones are the best.

Last night was, shamefully, the first time I can remember leaving a pub during a match. I went at half time, deciding that I didnt want to waste any more of my life watching that pathetic excuse for football. So I went home, and ate a sandwich, containing Ham, lettuce, and Pickle. It was nice, actually.

He is. He really is. Sadly, gay.

And did I miss something earlier on, was I making a smutty joke about Smurf wanting to 'come in Matt's dinghy' and Matt responded by saying he wanted to negotiate "a pint per goal"???

I have mental images in my head that will take a psychologist years to get rid of. Years.

Looks like 'David' was quite passionate about the game last night then. Wonder what Dave Frew thought of it all.

Fraid I didn't see any of it, but from what I heard on the radio this morning it was a heap of pants but Liverpool should have had a penalty. Group stage Champions League is dull, simple as that - even if last night had been a 5-4 thriller it would still only have been 3 points to someone and no points to someone else.

Sooner they get into the knockout stages where a disallowed penalty really matters there and then, the better.

I'm up for a night out, can it be on a Saturday night? I can come and watch you lot play the next morning. November sounds good, can't make first weekend though.

Ha ha!!

Well,

I'd have to discuss contract first. I'd need more than a pint a goal!

That's not what he meant when he said he wanted to come in your dinghy...

Why? Are you not invited to Shanes 50th either?

You can do the rowing.

Big crowd tonight. 25,926.

Reading to win 2-0 Witnessed by a whopping 23,174. Doyle to score first.
19th November sounds good a week after my birthday

Matt can i come in your dinghy

Probably not quite how you planned it.

Huge game tonight. We're off to Saints V's Rfc

Predictions:

Saints 1 - 3 Blue Army

Harry to quit next Monday.

My 30'th was fucking great led in bed in pain with a broken leg taking loads of painkillers so i couldnt even drink.Great

Sailing round the isle of Wight in my dingy.

Going out with my mates. What are you doing that night instead?

I started worrying about turning 30 when I was 15, turned me to drink you know...

I've only got 6 years left to prepare myself.

What are doing for your 50th Shane?

Turning 30 was a bitch - the worst part was the run up to it, once it's your actual birthday it doesn't seem to matter anymore.

So it's a question of the 18th without Adam or the 19th without Hilly. Which one of you will buy us the most beers?