I didn't even notice that it said 1st Division! Those were the days....

I've found a new web site with up to date fixtures, although the league table isn't up-dated yet. We don't have a game on the 19th Nov, and neither do Berkshire Arms.

It would be handy to move the game against them back a week, we'd have Smurf and fewer hangovers!

http://www.football.mitoo.co.uk/FixtResMonth.cfm?TblName=Matches&DivisionID=3659&LeagueCode=NDSFL2006&MonthNo=11

Latest league table showing the teams chasing us hard. Strange results again - maybe Bucklebury have got some of their decent players back, which can only work in our favour seeing as we've played them twice already and taken 6 points. Then like you say with Q Ass beating Hampstead Norreys (not the best team in Div One but quite difficult to score against) it shows that we've still got plenty of hard games in store.

We're only 3 points ahead and games in hand mean nothing unless you win them.

How old is that soccer weekend thing Matt? It's got us in Div 1!

Nice cold evening training at Henwick this week, we'll have to keep moving...

Meadway 0 - 6 P.O. Rev's
Coopers Arms 2 - 8 Berkshire Arms
Shalbourne 2 - 1 Bucklebury
Lmp 3 - 3 Paggies Bar

Berks & Bucks

Q Ass 2 - 1 Hampstead Norreys

...and Norreys aren't an easy team to beat.

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It was good wasn't it. Though the amount of swearing and stamping I was doing on the touchline suggests that we can play even better than that - but I think a lot of the silly stuff was because people were so fired up, which is not necessarily a bad thing and something we can work on.

I've sent in a write-up but we'll see if they print it all cos I said about their dodgy substitutions, thought Tony might like reading that :-) I couldn't work anything in about cheating scum linesmen too old to be acting like that get a fucking life and grow up it's only a game you wanker. Figured they wouldn't print it.

Superb yesterday chaps,great display of battling well deserved we just need to take that attitude in to every game we play.
I fuc*ing love beating them cu*ts with there bat big mouthed twat of a manager.
LOVE IT !!!!

Well we need to think forward to the 23rd Nov cos I'll be sunning myself in the maldives and we either cancel training that night or someone else takes it.

Would rather someone else stepped up to take it. Seems a shame to take the foot off the gas at the moment. Plenty of people capable of it at the moment, the squad's in really good shape in terms of attitude and mixture of maturity/experience...

Yeah it was spot on last night, the circuit training was a good change. I'm looking forward to the 30th.

Quality training last night and great attitudes from everyone. YOU'RE MOTHER'S A SLAG. The circuit training is really good for everyone and improves your fitness at whatever stage of fitness you're already at. BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK. Good to see that we were the better 5-a-side teams too. GONNA FUCK YOUR MUM.

And good practice for facing some of the mouthier teams in the league as well.

Haha "Macca one of the cons has asked me for a photo of you for his cell."

So how come as soon as we beat a team the league table changes to show that they were shit anyway???

First glance of the table looks superb, very happy with it, 6 out of 6, lots of goals scored, few goals conceded, everyone else dropping points.

Second glance not so good - the only teams we've played in the league are in the bottom half of the table. Gutted.

We're not allowed to take anything. We're even getting tops supplied for us (although i think there's a chance that there'll be no tops so we'll end up running around in "skins" while the cons take dibs on which one of us gets to stay the night...)

Please Please Please Some one take a fucking camera!!!

Fantastic - so they'll love a nippy quick cheeky Essex lad won't they?! Imagine what will happen if Crabbeman put's in one of his 'loosener' tackles...

It's okay Matty I've got gloves and I think that the match part of it all will be some 5-a-side matches against the cons and against each other so we can probably rotate keepers.

I'm a bit gutted that I'm going on holiday cos I'm feeling the fittest I've felt for some years at the moment but am avoiding playing in case of holiday-threatening injury. That said, if it weren't for the upcoming holiday I probably wouldn't be working so hard to get fit (better air consumption = longer/deeper dives).

The good thing is, that because we dive we don't tend to spend every night getting off our faces (diving + hangover = unpleasant and possible death) so over the two matches that I miss while I'm away, my fitness levels shouldn't drop too much. So when I get back I may well start pushing for a more regular spot on the bench or better.

But until then it's bring on the convicts. Sillsy (and this is no joke) - Dave The Screw explained that the cons he chooses to train with us and play against us are more likely to be the lifers as they're more settled into prison life. Great eh?

Both - starting off with circuit training in the gym, so you need some trainers, then we are playing 5v5 games out on the astro, so you need either the same trainers, or some astro boots for that.

Should be good for the fitness... Or a good start for yours Sillsy.

So what's the deal tomorrow? Is it a normal training session, or a match, or both?

Frew will be sad to hear we didn't invited him for a one of special. He'd have walked out squeeking like Johnny Lamb....

I have some keeper gloves Shane, do you want me to bring them tomorrow?

That's closer to having a Frew joke attached to it...

Let us not forget that Oscar Wilde was imprisoned in Reading Jail for two years for being Homosexual...


Put me down if you can Shaner, but I won't drive; I'll go to Crabbemans and walk with him from there.

I'm afraid Frew's petty scouser crimes would only make him a laughing stock up against the lifers we'll be coming up against tomorrow night.

Burglary, car theft and touching up young 'uns are nothing where we're heading. These guys get to the last mission of GTA just by looking at their PS2. And once they've completed it, in the end cut scene the main character bends over for them.

I am, however, thinking of texting around some "advice" for the new, younger players on how to act, what to say and what not to say when mixing with the cons. Reckon that could be fun.

I reckon we all agree to refer to Andy Miller only as "Mr Big" all night.