I call it unnecessary knackericism......

You can pay to see if you're genetically linked to Genghis...

http://www.oxfordancestors.com/genghis_khan.html

For the bargain price of £195 you can find out if you have the particular chromosome seeing as Genghis impregnated so frequently during his reign.

Now that's value for money.

Training this Thursday won't be hard work, but if it is, it'll be fucking worth it and you'll feel so much better for afterwards.

I call it a Win:Win situation. No men, no dogs. Might even learn a little bit about yourself...

The Dog man? Let me know where you're meeting him, I'll come along.


'GENGHIS REMEMBERED:
Mongolians are celebrating the life of one of history's most ruthless people, Genghis . The Naadam festival, the biggest cultural event of the year in Mongolia, is celebrating the leader, as it is 800 years since he united the nation, albeit before establishing a reign of terror across two continents. A statue has been unveiled at Sukbaatar Square in the capital, Ulan Bator, and the local airport is being renamed after the despot'

I've just remembered I have to see a man about a dog on Thursday evening.............

Just been contacted by Partick friendly on 20th August at Bradfield Southend

Sounds like a plan - whatever we do we need to mix it up a bit cos the buggers'll suss that if they turn up 10 minutes late then they miss 10 minutes of the fitness stuff :-)

Either way I'm sure we'll work it out. See you Thursday.

Okay Thats cool. We'll have a chat after thursday about how to move forward but completely agree with the whole 'just a kickabout' thing. Its not good for anyone to do that all the time and it might stop people being so bloody greedy!!!!

We could always split the session up in 2, half for cardio and half for technical otherwise you know what'll happen some people will turn up for 1 week when its easier and not the next week when its all cardio. Just an idea.

I'll be running down again, so i'll ne pretty fucked before we start again. 'no pain no gain' - who ever said that was a ****

Smurf's gonna drop off all the training gear to me this week so we will be starting training 'proper' on Thursday.

Grundy if you're happy for me to take it this week then maybe afterwards we can work out what we're going to do going forwards (i.e. split each week or alternate weeks, etc). I've been doing some cardio stuff so that I'm fit enough to keep up with you all while I tell you slow down...

For those of you with mates coming along, obviously everybody is welcome but let them know that it won't just be splitting into teams and having a match this week as we all know that that's not good for you in the long run.

Speaking of long runs...

Yeah but quality header though!!!!

There can't be a reasonable excuse for it. If Matarazzi had said something that made everyone go "Yep, fair enough, that's enough to make a man go for you" then you'd at least go for him, not headbutt him in the chest so there's no marks left and then stand back going "what? nossing has happened 'ere. Je suis innocent. Ou est la fromage?"

The two don't add up - Zidane lost it. No excuses. The only other way out would have been to have completely decked Matarazzi, punched and kicked him, got properly sent off and not regretted it - explaining what Matarazzi had said to him and standing up for what you did because you're not going to accept that from anyone. Zidane was a coward.

That was such a bizarre incident! I want to know what he said to make him flip like that.

Lewis can now say him and Zidane have summit in common...

Damn - now we don't even have the stupidest talented players anymore. That beat Beckham's petulant little kick and Rooney's 'accidental' stamp put together. Way to bow out of footy...

It's to do with winning European competitions!

Oh, you already got it.

Fuckers.

I fucking googled it.

Unfortunatly i had one of the most boring work meetings i'd ever had! But hopefully it was just a one off.

I like the way browny said it took me ages to "figure out". im pretty sure you didn't sit there with a pad and pencil browny writing down your ideas of what it might be!

Ive heard that one before a few weeks ago, hence the quick response. With those sort of questions i dont think many people try and work it out. They either remember someone telling them or they google it.

How the fucking hell did you get to your god damn answer shaner?

Dont think thats too agressive....

Yeah - and that doesn't explain why they wouldn't want to do it this season. Like "our" answer does.

Didn't see you at training last night Ads, what's up with that? Sorry, that sounds aggressive and accusatory, I mean "what's that all about?"

Sorry, perhaps I should rephrase. What the hell is going on?

And when I see Tony...

And i said united are entered into champ league and have won it. making browny a PECKER....

i just sent an email to browny saying that! He told me i was wrong!

he said "it took me ages to figure it out, but the Answer is European competitions that they have never won, that they are entered in this season. hearts"

Aberdeen. Win all three European Cups (not in the same season, dufus).

Man U don't want to do it this season as it means that they'd have been dumped out of the Champs League nice and early...

In London Spurs and Arsenal could do it, as could Chelsea and West Ham.Both Manchester City and United could also do it. Everton and Rangers coulddo it, but not Liverpool or Celtic. The only British clubs that could do itthis season are Man United (who would probably prefer not to) andArsenal (who have gone closest so far and are desperate to do it). It would takeEverton and City the longest to do it.There is only one other British club that could do it. Who are they and what is it?

Any ideas??