Hilly are you going to Swindon v MK Dons on 15th April? If so let me know and see if you can get me and Julie tickets - if you win I reckon it could properly send em down and I wanna be there!

Trouble is - Sam Allardyce'll get it even though he's way not good enough and then, cos we've actually got a fairly decent squad at the moment, we'll win the World Cup and he'll go down in history. How fucking embarassing.

That, or a foul on one of the Laudraup brothers.

So, the final four are Martin O'Neill, Sam Allardyce, Steve McClaren and Alan Curbishley.

Please, please let someone come up with a miracle cure for Mrs O Neill...

I would just like to point out before any more stereotypical comments are made about the Danes/Vikings that my mother is Danish......and also set the record straight about the bad reputation the vikings have been given over the years, they were actually people of a generous and giving nature and only 'raped and pillaged' when faced with extreme provocation such as Carlsberg exportation and resistance to invasion.... which is totally understandable.

All I read there was...


Blah blah blah blah I'd love to be able to blah blah blah blah split

Grundy blah blah blah blah on Sunday blah blah blah blah

Blah I'm only jealous cos blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah me blah blah Never entered blah blah blah blah you. And you have nice shoes

Genghis, surely there is a bandage you can wear for that?

There you go, he admitted it "I'd love to be able to switch teams easily". Heart of a splitter.

Grundy he was only asking who we're playing on Sunday so he can go and train with them on Thursday night.

Sillsy I'm only jealous cos my "local" team is higher placed than my "actual team" so there really is cause for me to switch. Never entered my mind though, that's the difference with me and you. That and the shoes.

I'd love to be able to switch teams easily, then I might not have lost that money to Hillys a couple of years back during one of our REGULAR Colchester vs Swindon arguments. Arsenal = family team, Colchester = local team. Simple as that. Not that I'm taking the bait...

Sorry Mr Grundy sir, didnt mean to question about Sunday sir, just wondering sir, part of my young inquisitive mind Mr Grundy sir. You don't need to tell me we need three points, tell everyone who wasn't at training on Thursday so they get their asses down there. Or Steve T will be sent round to do his 'work'

If anyones interested i'll run training again on thursday but it would be nice to have some decent numbers.

Sillsy, does it actually matter who we have, its either Henwick, Chav Friend or Post Office. 3 points is called for no matter who it is.

Shaner, in reference to your advert for a room mate.....I'm sure i've seen the same advert in the classifieds in the Newbury Weekly.......Not that i was looking mind you!!!!

"Wannabe cockernee seeks room mate for fun and friendship. Likes discos, reading and watching footy. From the sidelines. Dislikes vomiting or anal sex, or both. GSOH, in fact sometimes my jokes make everyone stop talking. Quite happy to change football allegiance depending on what club you support and if they won their last match. "

I'd be happy to share with anyone who isn't going to throw up in the only sink in a small bedroom, or try to anally rape me.

Well Genghis was his usual grown up self and sensibly caused no bother. Smurf was asleep for most of the weekend and when he wasn't he was beating up Crabbeman (except, bizarrely, for when Crabbeman was hoying and talking himself through the process, when everybody in the room wanted to beat him up but pretended to be asleep cos we're British).

Having shared with Crabbeman and Browny in recent years, I'm hoping to share a room this year with people who aren't going to vom. Or maybe it's my turn!

Yeah, it was bloody hilarious, although don't forget Smurf and Genghis were in the room as well...

As for Rob, C-L-A-R-I-T-Y is required. He is coming back, but just for the weekend. It's going well for him; he has a job, his lady, and a lovely long boat...

Dunno who we've got on Sunday.

How come Rob's coming back? Did he not get on with the Danes? I hear they can be a funny people, never really got over the whole viking thing, still burn the odd village here and there when they've had a few schnapps too many.

If he comes back without a helmet with horns on and a little blonde moustache I'm gonna be disappointed.

Is he coming to Newquay? If so I want to share a room with him and Sillsy, never laughed so much for so long in my life. Then Crabbeman came back...

Four, unconnected, things to say...

1.Lewis was looking at Grundy's bad ankle.

2.Great news about the weather, that atmospheric pressure was a killer last week.

3.Rob 'The Stron' Stronach will be returning home this weekend.

4.Who have we got on Sunday?

Gents, great news. This Thursday sees a maximum temperature of 11 degrees celcius, a mere 3 mile per hour wind (northwesterly) and a relative humidity of just 53%. Throw a bmp of 1020 into the mix along with moderate visibility and you're looking at ideal conditions for Shefford training at Henwick.

For those that missed last week (and Sunday, much to the annoyance of Sillsy and Genghis apparently) it was both fun and useful and I think everybody, whether you think you're the best player in the team or not, can benefit immediately from the sorts of things Mr Grundy had planned. I'm not sure about seeing Lewis going down on him in the carpark later on but it's not my place to question his training tactics. If Lewis scores we'll all be doing it.

Sun index and pollution will be low. Excellent.

You haven't had clean sheets since you were 11 years old...

I kept a clean sheet and got man of the match

At least we didn't drop points...

Disappointed, gents.