http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/

Check it out before Friday...

Sunday we are away to Hampstead Norreys at Brimpton

You have to admire their staying power - usually teams that come in and get tonked every single game don't make it far into their second season.

Westwood just have that knack of not losing to us, but you're right there have been too many games where we've not picked up all 3 points when we really should have. I don't think it helps sometimes when the league fixtures are so disjointed. Now we should go into a run of consistent games it might help the team to gel a bit better. Or it might not.

I don't think I'm gonna be at training tonight but will try my best...

I've got no idea, I don't think next week was mentioned. How the hell we didn't pick up 3 points on Sunday I don't know.

We have about 3 games in hand on most teams at the moment, but we need to win them, otherwise we're being playing Blue Ball again next year...

...and don't be fooled by them, they only conceded 13 this week.

Who are we playing on Sunday and is it home or away?

Ahem. GamEs.

Indeed you would, as a "gam" I believe is Glaswegian slang for oral sex. So to be top of the league with four blowjobs waiting to happen is indeed an enviable position to find oneself in.

Think I'd settle for bottom of the league with four gams in hand.

The rumour flying around Shefford yesterday was that we are third bottom, but with 4 gams in hand on everyone else. Still, rather be top with four gams in hand on everyone else...

So I heard it was 2-2 yesterday with Lewis missing a last minute penalty. Seems that Westwood's hoodoo over Shefford continues.

They have a knack of getting bizarre wins when we're top of the table and they're bottom, or draws when we should have nicked it. I remember a game last season when at 3-3 and no time left I nicked the ball off their centre back, neatly rounded the keeper and then got the ball tied up between my legs before shooting it directly against the one person standing on the line.

Never mind, the weekend was boosted by City drubbing Utd, Sven making a complete arse of himself and MK Dons remaining bottom of League One, a full 7 points off safety and no wins in 10 games. And at least you guys got a point.

Anyone seen a league table recently to check where we are?

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=wYzu_Gx3Et8&search=fights

A nice video of Violence in Football...

Thanks Shane

Yep... long time ago.

I wasnt even playing for Shefford then you tossers i was Premier league class

No, I was in goal for the A team that day.

You were in goal for the 'A' team weren't you?

I was at that 6 a side as well, started drinking about 9 am and was drinking during games,had cans in the goal.Cant remember who i was playing for.

Those were the days...........

We were at that '6v6' playing for AFC I think, we only knew Browny at the time, and if I remember rightly he actually scored in either the quater or the semi final... I could well be wrong.

Is that the 5 a side tournament were browny locked a 20stone beast women in his car because he was to embarssed to admit that he had shagged her the night before the memories!!!!!!

It's 6-a-side. But your point remains the same. A little harder to stretch to two teams of 6 but we should be able to do it. The last one I ever played in was just before I became manager and was held at Lambourn Sports Ground. It was great fun and Shefford B as we were called somehow found ourselves in the semi final, only went out on a golden goal as well. So I'm all for it.

That time we put players into positions and drew positions out of a hat in order that there was no real A or B team as such - just stopped anyone feeling that they were shit. The A team as they were, were actually shit, but no one told them. It's a fun day out after all.

I'm not paying £112 just to avoid a nice drive down to Newquay when the weekend is gonna cost enough in booze anyway. The traffic wasn't brilliant last year but it wasn't that bad, plus now I've got my new faster car and an iPod to go in it I'm almost looking forward to the drive, even if I do get stuck in traffic...

"Hey cutie, (beep beep), off surfing in Newquay for the weekend in my Audi TT. Where're you heading?"

"Fack off you nonce"

(sound of window winding back up)

Mebbe I'll fly.

Driving would be cheaper then, but takes longer! To be fair, the drive there isn't too bad - although I am only a passenger!

That 5v5 sounds good Shane, we could easily get a team or 2 or maybe even 3 together for that. 5v5 tournaments are always a good laugh.