Watch out at the next Christmas do Matt...

A drunk football fan woke in a bar to find other supporters had bought around 6,000 drinks with his credit card.
The Norwegian businessman had flown from Oslo to Portugal to watch Rosenborg play in Porto. But he nodded off in a corner and other visiting fans ran up a £10,000 bill on his card reports The Sun.
The 38-year-old, who did not wish to be named, said: "I remember falling asleep and when I woke they wanted me to sign. But I won't pay. I had too much to drink and my card was misued."

Tut! Just typed out a message to post and you beat me to it. And it's pretty much the same as what you've written!! But, credit where credits due i'll post it anyway.


Well done last night Mikey, everything was very well organised and well thought about. There was a good time allocated to each station, and I don't think anyone was stood around bored at any point waiting for the next instructions. And by getting everyone together to deliver instructions was a lot clearer and easier to understand.

I think last night was just what everyone needed, certainly blew a few of my cob webs away, and by doing each station at your own pace meant each person could push themselves enough without burning themselves out for Sunday. Well done the gaffer.

Good effort last night everybody, a nice mix of organisation and freestyle from Mikey and everyone was able to take it at their own pace with a bit of a nudge in the right direction now and then, ideal training for after the Christmas break, and we tonked Crabbeman, Browny and Baldy Mike. Though we did have 4 players.

Mikey I've still had no call from Blue Ball, but if they're as disorganised as they sound, it may be tomorrow when they call. I suggest everybody goes to Henwick for 9.45am unless they hear differently from you, that way we can't get caught out if they notify us late and we only get half a squad turning up. Hopefully they'll notify us late and they'll only get half a squad turning up, then Neil will score 6 but then Blue Ball will fold and he'll get his goals taken off him and then he'll know how it feels.

Yeah he's better now. Give em back Smurf you bastard. That's Basingstoke rubbing off on you that is. I reckon we get you back to Shefford so you stop nicking stuff and go back to just setting things on fire.

Have not played metal gear,played conflict vietnam i liked that i will bring them to the next game if i remember.Thanks for the loan.

Awful Joke Smurfy. Im proud of you. Have you had a chancetot play Metal Gear Solid? What did you think of it?

Ive added links to Shefford FC website, and Football 365... 

Mr Sills it is a good job it is Cat's dog you have an allergy against and not her pussy or you would either have a crap sex life or a constant ear ache.
( Yes i know it was crap but i had to say it )

And i definitley am not playing competitive football any more i am only available for charity,benefit and testimonial matches.

Look This way -------------->>>> 

Now we're rocking 

I think I've cracked it.... 

That should be 'Shane, how do you put photos on here?'

I know how to put photos on Shane. Use a large pin.

I Thank you...

And how do you put photos on Shane?!

You know, if you look at the Blog in the 'View Blog' bit, where you can see Shanes pics, and click on 'next blog' in the top right hand corner, its takes you onto a random Blog of someone elses...some are weird...

I think you and I may have accidentally travelled backwards in time John, as my photo of a long chalk seems geniously ahead of the conversation, whereas in my world it happened after that piece of the conversation. Whilst on my travels, I actually stuck a biro pen into your ear while you slept. But I did not stick anything in Cat. Megan, however, will be walking gingerly this morning.

Why did my message appear before you two? Hmm...

He's right Smurf. One day you'll be kicking a little tuppny-swerver around in the park with young Paul and you'll think to yourself "I've still got it" and then you'll wander to the pitch where your local Sunday team are playing, kick their goalie in the shins at half time while no one's looking and volunteer to take his place cos he's injured. Don't forget you'd stopped playing before you came back to Shefford and produced some of your finest stuff and found glory again. You aint finished by a long chalk yet. That's right, a very long chalk.

Long, I tells ya.

Longest piece of chalk ive seen.

Apparantly I had an allergy to Cat's Dog, which gave me a small ear infection I didnt know about, which built up pressure behind my ear drum, then last Thursaday night I couldnt sleep, hell of a lot of pain, then...

BANG!

Pain wasnt so bad so I got up for work, felt some fluid in my ear so got out the trusty Cotton Bud to clear it up, looked at the bugger after I took it out of my ear, and it was covered in Blood! Quite a bit of it. Its sealed up, so the Doc says, but the antibiotics finish today, and I still cant hear fuck all.

Suddenly its very handy thats Cats been learning Sign language.

Matty, you cant tell, but I just told yo to Fu*k off in sign language.

long chalk 

Steve T is engaged as well ??? Who is Vicky ? Trannie?

CONGRATULATIONS

GHENGIS I HAVE RETIRED FROM PLAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!