Im on my way to Newquay, so add me to th list. I want to be in the same travelling group as last time, or at least, I want to be with Stevey Tab, makes the time pass quickly...

Browny you would love it at the karting track cos there is loads of flags to wave its just like a sunday morning for you.Matty are you going to share with me again i want to give you my babies

Yeah you can count me and crabbeman in, well up for it, the go Karting course is quality, so that will be a good crack!!

Matt were you off sick cos of what happened to your hair?

Fuck it... I'm back at work after three n' half weeks off, fully paid sick pay, care of you guys... It was mainly Pauls tax money thou, I know how much he likes paying it.

I'm still in for the field trip, and so is Tony, so that's four definitely going!

Yahoo how you doing you fuckers ? Count me in for Newquay for definite boss im going to go mental mental chicken oriental

OKAY - I NEED DEFINITE NUMBERS FOR NEWQUAY.

30TH JULY YOU FUCKERS.

TXT ME SAYING YOU EITHER ARE OR ARE NOT AVAILABLE. IF YOU KNOW OF OTHER PLAYERS WHO DON'T READ THIS BLOG (SHEFFORD PLAYERS YOU FUCKERS) THEN GET THEM TO TXT ME TOO SAYING THE SAME THING. I NEED THIS SO I CAN BOOK ACCOMMODATION.

30TH JULY. FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT.

ARE YOU COMING OR NOT.

EASY EH?

LET THE GAMES COMMENCE...

Good recce work Browny. I read that there are no lapdancing clubs because the local council will not approve the license for such activity - not sure they're that keen on the image that Newquay has already got so they don't want it getting any worse. But not to worry, we can have a competition (amongst the single guys only of course) to see who can be the first to get a girl to give them a lapdance anyway.

Will start looking at accommodation later this week, absolutely stacked out this week so not getting any time at all to sort out proper stuff. Will try to make training this week though.

Well good to see that there is a bit of chat going on in here. Just thought I would let you know I went to the west country for the weekend. Spent three days in Newquay. And i have to say it's quality. A bitch of a drive, but good when you get down there.

Plenty of places to go, Go - karting during the day, or Quad Bikes, or Beach. Which I have to say are good. A spot of surfing with the fit Austrialian Women.

They got some clubs and good bars, a few nic places to eat, I.e Mexican, Indian and Chinese.

The Rooms are not that expensive, probably looking at around £60-£80 each. But we might get a better deal.

The only thing I couldn't find was a lap dancing place, which Is a bit difficult when you are with the mrs.

Best to lead by example, lead from the front.

Correct. And you manage us well...!

He's a pervert?

Maybe we should do 'who can finish before me'...that why im guraenteed not to have to go again...

Craig is a good player, especially as he hasnt played football for a long time, but his touch is still really good and he is calm on the ball, so having a summer of training etc. and he will be a strong contender. He'll fit in really well with the team spirit as well, he definitly has that Shefford X-Factor...

Crabbeman does a lot of silly stuff while he's drunk eh? I remember when he got kicked out of his own birthday party.

But cool to have some fresh blood coming in, I remember Craig, he was quite a decent player, but then who isn't?

Okay okay.

Yeah all the champagne and game playing is out the window for a while til I get this project "put to bed" (bit of management speak to make all you bankers feel at home.

Missing training again tonight, gutted, but there you go. Am feeling incredibly unfit at the moment which is good news for you guys cos when we start proper training again and we do the "all you have to do is finish before me" bit then most of you can walk it...

Work going crazy huh Bellamy? All that champagne-drinking, video game playing, looking-at-sexy-women-in-your-office-then-sending-the-pics-to-us-from-your-phone must be hard work...

Craig has left his old job now, so will be able to start coming training on thursday nights now in a couple of weeks. He is really up for it this year, pacey and skillful so maybe a winger, or another striker (Sorry, Stevey T...)

Unfortunatly Crabbeman also invited a guy I work with to come along (just for the summer, not to play for us)when he was drunk last weekend. Think Gareth From the Office...Think Steve Tab....Think a guy who yesterday, when asked if Twins he knows were Siamese, replied....'no, they're English'. And Meant It...

Congrats Lambo! Good game to watch as well, was Liam the guy that missed the penalty by attempting to chip it deftly in? If so no wonder he didn't want to cry on your shoulder cos you'd have jogged his head up and down as you pissed yourself laughing reliving the moment over and over again. Good to see cos Keith Curle was a Dons judas in years gone by so it was fun watching his reaction to that particular penalty and contemplating life next season in Div 3, again.

Comiserations to Megan though, but that's why it's a man's game. So come on then, did you have any kind of, you know, bet, on the game, wink wink...

We won and I'm still alive AND still living with Megan. Thanks for all your texts of support. It was a bizarre day ending with me stuck in a pub with the Mansfield Town players! I tried to console Liam (who missed the penalty) but he didn't want to cry on my Blue and White shoulder!

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Is there any news on up coming friendlies? Sunday's are so boring without a game.

Not much to say mate. Was working late last night in a room where the plasma screen is connected to Sky, finished about 9pmish so switched the screen over to see the team in white score an easy walk-in goal, so figured it was England, then saw them celebrating and figured that I'd been stupid to think England would score a second goal in a friendly against international footballing minnows.

Not that it matters at all I suppose.

Won't be at training again this week I'm afraid, work has gone effing mental at the moment, but will see you all again soon.

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