Have I scored more goals than john sills this year can't remember him scoring any??
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Thursday, December 23, 2004
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
I got fuck all. And I'm the only person in from now until New Years cause the wankers did the Xmas rota when i was off, leaving no spare days! Cunts.
I don't think a secret santa here would have produced anything as good as Shanes present... Or anything as crap as Pauls!!
Shane - I bet you pulled you own name out of the hat...
I don't think a secret santa here would have produced anything as good as Shanes present... Or anything as crap as Pauls!!
Shane - I bet you pulled you own name out of the hat...
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
My taxi driver was nice, even offered to drop the price just for the pleasure of having me in the car with her. Think she was taking the piss. I thought I'd left with you lot, saw you getting in a vehicle figured it was a cab not the Genghinator.
Phat boy probably stopped cos neon doesn't shine through torn flesh very well, plus if he'd had to resuscitate you he'd have probably failed the breath test...
Phat boy probably stopped cos neon doesn't shine through torn flesh very well, plus if he'd had to resuscitate you he'd have probably failed the breath test...
You left with us ( Me Tony and matty). Do you not remember Atkins nearly getting run over by a ruuuuuuud boy? He was dancing in the middle of the road though. We were going to get a taxi then ghengis drove past. Matt still stood in the middle of the road so he had to stop!! We commandeered the vehicle! You had already sprinted of down the road cos you saw a taxi. You did wave and stick your fingers up as you drove off as we were clambering into ghengis's car. Your right about the girls, loads of em, all bush pigs! Especially mattys hairdresser he was trying to pull!!
Cock...
Reading manager Steve Coppell has banned his players from Christmas shopping - in case they get too stressed out.
Coppell wants the squad to focus all their efforts on the push for promotion and has cancelled all festivities.
He said: "As far as I'm concerned, Christmas is over and we get on with business.
"In a way it's easier for the players that way as they can now just concentrate on preparing for this very difficult period."
And any footballers' wives hoping to unwrap the obligatory tacky bling on the 25th can forget it.
"If the players have to go off Christmas shopping then it's not the ideal preparation," said Coppell.
"This may sound stupid, but having to fight the crowds in a busy shopping centre, going off visiting or having people visit you can be demanding.
"The wives wouldn't agree but I don't think footballers should be going Christmas shopping."
Reading manager Steve Coppell has banned his players from Christmas shopping - in case they get too stressed out.
Coppell wants the squad to focus all their efforts on the push for promotion and has cancelled all festivities.
He said: "As far as I'm concerned, Christmas is over and we get on with business.
"In a way it's easier for the players that way as they can now just concentrate on preparing for this very difficult period."
And any footballers' wives hoping to unwrap the obligatory tacky bling on the 25th can forget it.
"If the players have to go off Christmas shopping then it's not the ideal preparation," said Coppell.
"This may sound stupid, but having to fight the crowds in a busy shopping centre, going off visiting or having people visit you can be demanding.
"The wives wouldn't agree but I don't think footballers should be going Christmas shopping."
I thought you guys got a cab? Who did I leave Liquid with then? Ah well. Dancefloor full of girls, not one worth a second look, you know when you're in Newbury. I did like the style of that porn-star that said to Ad "buy me a drink and I'll see you later" and then proceeded to walk in circuits around the club fancying herself for an hour. Good job, cos no one else did. You'd itch for months if you touched that.
Lewis had your driving license in liquid matty. Good Day/night on Sunday boys. I was ok yesterday after I had something to eat, probably cos I had my hang over on Sunday night. Had a head ache all fecking night! The slapping game Atkins initiated ( That means started matty)
really helped in ghengis's Ute on the way home! Think Tony came of worse though.
really helped in ghengis's Ute on the way home! Think Tony came of worse though.
....and my driving licence is now officially lost!
I had one leg of my boxers left when I got home. I'll forward them to Mr Wild asap. I didn't wake up until lunch time yesterday so it's a damn good job I wasn't meant to be working!!
Superb result, good night. Merry Xmas, bring on the title chase 2005.
I had one leg of my boxers left when I got home. I'll forward them to Mr Wild asap. I didn't wake up until lunch time yesterday so it's a damn good job I wasn't meant to be working!!
Superb result, good night. Merry Xmas, bring on the title chase 2005.
Monday, December 20, 2004
Aw'right boiys? Jim ere, Jim Woild. Oi'm glad yoom aaaall enjoyed yooms Christmaaas night owt, but sum baaaastard put a pair o ripped up paaaants through moi letterbox at 4am and oi'm not haaaappy abowt it no. Big bugger's paaants too they were n oi likes little boys. Still, a good sniff or two and oi was feelin a bit better abowt things yes. Oi got the woif to sew em baaack together and now oi'm wearing em. Christmas come urrly so it 'as.
Merry Christmas Swan FC of Sheffurd, wherever yoom be.
Merry Christmas Swan FC of Sheffurd, wherever yoom be.
Well played yesterday everyone, and a good night out last night, here I am at work, suffering, but happy having seen Matt's pants literally ripped off him and offered to a lady stood chatting with her boyfriend, along with his credit card and driving licence. Jokes over now.
My head is thumping, which was expected, but my mouth tastes like something I've not really tasted before, which scares me. £30 taxi home too, big female taxi driver, long dark roads, never been more scared.
My head is thumping, which was expected, but my mouth tastes like something I've not really tasted before, which scares me. £30 taxi home too, big female taxi driver, long dark roads, never been more scared.
Friday, December 17, 2004
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Well I dont think we are having a scoring comp, but if we did, and I was losing, I would just knee Matty in the back. Wouldn't mean that I would win as I would still have to score, but I'd be happy.
Heard about the Jimmy Krankee thing on the radio...is it approproate to laugh at a 57 year old woman taking a fall?
Yes, obviously. Her kids must be so proud. If she has any. Which she probably doesnt. Lesbian.
Heard about the Jimmy Krankee thing on the radio...is it approproate to laugh at a 57 year old woman taking a fall?
Yes, obviously. Her kids must be so proud. If she has any. Which she probably doesnt. Lesbian.
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13264864,00.html
Anyway, I think Mr Lamb is planning on getting the last train home, which presumably is after 8pm, so he's quietly confident.
Anyway, I think Mr Lamb is planning on getting the last train home, which presumably is after 8pm, so he's quietly confident.
Cheers boys, Appriciate it. It's bloody good to be back!! I'm not training tonight and not available for the sunday as I'm going to centre parks for the weekend but might get some five-a-side action (in the football sense!!). Anyhow have a great weekend lads and I'll see you all soon,
P.S is there any training on thursday before the christmas weekend??
P.P.S can you remember the last time any one put P.S on the end of a blog??
P.P.P.S.................................and so on!!!
P.S is there any training on thursday before the christmas weekend??
P.P.S can you remember the last time any one put P.S on the end of a blog??
P.P.P.S.................................and so on!!!
Yeah... That's great news Beanie. I'll look forward to covering your arse at left back! Seriously, that is great news. No-one ever wanted you to go, and we're glad that you were going to see out the rest of the season. And I don't blame you for not wanting to be an Essex boy, ruins your footy career.
Although you'd have been the only essex boy with a goal to there name this season....
Unfortunately we're struggling with lifts up to the half way, we have 5 people and four spaces, so I can't help with the lift from the station situation. If we find another driver we'll have 3 spare seats, we're going up there about 2.30pm/3pm, if that's any good to anyone.
It's great to hear Mr Lamb will be attending! If he could get hear for 9am we could give him a run out.
I'd rather be a 'Sir'.
Sir Matty Atkins
Although you'd have been the only essex boy with a goal to there name this season....
Unfortunately we're struggling with lifts up to the half way, we have 5 people and four spaces, so I can't help with the lift from the station situation. If we find another driver we'll have 3 spare seats, we're going up there about 2.30pm/3pm, if that's any good to anyone.
It's great to hear Mr Lamb will be attending! If he could get hear for 9am we could give him a run out.
I'd rather be a 'Sir'.
Sir Matty Atkins
Anyone can be a Lord, you can buy a title (I think even off Firebox.com as a Christmas gift these days, or for returning the coupon in a bottle of Laphroaig whisky) and I don't think you can become a "Sir" without allegedly earning it "Sir Alex, ha" so I'm quite happy being an Ubermeister.
Why is that a question you're asking?
Why is that a question you're asking?
I know you're probably a bit gutted about the two moves Beeny, but it's good to have you back mate, no one in their right minds thought you'd wanna hack it out for long travelling all the way back here on a Sunday morning to play footy, so to know you're back for good (as Take That put it), is great news for us.
As for Sunday, great shout Paul the last time I was on telly my knob was out too - trouble is it was on Today With Des And Mel. That was the end of my career as a celebrity chef I can tell you.
Anyhow - might not be able to make training tonight, but shall see you all Sunday. I am picking John Lamb up from the station at some point so when he tells me his train time I will tell you and if any of you are in at around that time then you can get a lift with me. If you're not, I will be back at the pub getting drunk so you're on your own.
As for Sunday, great shout Paul the last time I was on telly my knob was out too - trouble is it was on Today With Des And Mel. That was the end of my career as a celebrity chef I can tell you.
Anyhow - might not be able to make training tonight, but shall see you all Sunday. I am picking John Lamb up from the station at some point so when he tells me his train time I will tell you and if any of you are in at around that time then you can get a lift with me. If you're not, I will be back at the pub getting drunk so you're on your own.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
We have to watch tha arsenal match just think how much you can rip the piss out of me and sills if we lose which could well happen at the moment as we have got that dodgey spanish bloke from fawlty towers in goal!!! smurf wont want to miss an opportunity like this!!! Plus i dont really want to see myself breaking someone leg or getting booked for telling the ref to fuck off again
It is indeed time for me to score this season. In my defence, I have been in goal scoring positions 943 times so far, but unfortunately 941 of those times, Lewis had the ball. the other 2 I buggered up.
Beany, how come you're back?! What was so wrong with Essex? I knew it would fall apart if I left. Watching the Shefford match sounds good (although it may reveal some horrible truths...), but I think we shouold watch the Arsenal match as well...
Beany, how come you're back?! What was so wrong with Essex? I knew it would fall apart if I left. Watching the Shefford match sounds good (although it may reveal some horrible truths...), but I think we shouold watch the Arsenal match as well...
Good Afternoon Gentlemen, Just thought I'd post cos i haven't for a while!!
To keep you all informed I have moved back from harlow to thatcham as things haven't quite worked out as expected, I'm still with my girlfriend but essex is just to much of a weird place to live ( take a look at john sills for meaning of this).
This means I will be available for training again, and such forth festivities.
I'm still away this weekend so unable to play and also attend the merryment that will exsume on sunday!!!
Anyhow in the mean time it's good to be back and will be good to see you all soon.
Ta Ta for now!!
To keep you all informed I have moved back from harlow to thatcham as things haven't quite worked out as expected, I'm still with my girlfriend but essex is just to much of a weird place to live ( take a look at john sills for meaning of this).
This means I will be available for training again, and such forth festivities.
I'm still away this weekend so unable to play and also attend the merryment that will exsume on sunday!!!
Anyhow in the mean time it's good to be back and will be good to see you all soon.
Ta Ta for now!!
Think I should try and clear this taping of a game thing up. Paul wants me to bring my camcorder to the game this week so someone can sit there and record the game (providing its not raining) Then while everyone is having a few at the half way we connect it to the TV and watch the game whilst drinking. Paul thinks it could be quite funny watching it when everyone's wasted and taking the piss out of each other.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Monday, December 13, 2004
Taping what match? Arsenal are playing Pompey at 4. Us Reading boys are going to rush back after the Shefford match, get changed and head back just in time for the Arsenal game, might need a lift from Newbury station to the Halfway though.... just thought I would mention that....could be a drink in it for someone...
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Friday, December 10, 2004
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Not to shabby a result, but why the f*ck is that Alumnia playing for us. I dont usually get annoyed with foreign players because they are quality players and for their price, we cant get as good players from England. But for gods sake, Stuart Taylor is a far far better keeper than him, and probably as good as Jens if a bit short of experience, and if we sell him I wont be happy. Stack is more questionable, but Taylor should have been the sucessor to big Dave without question.
Apart from that, I thought Fabregas was fantastic, what a player for a 17 year old, if he keeps going the right way, he will be the worlds best midfielder. Just hope he stays at Arsenal, with Reyes and Van Persie up front (both 21), Toure and Sendoros at the back (23 and 18), Hoyte and Cole full backs (18 and 22), you get the picture....
N.B. I may have got the ages slightly wrong, but if anyone picks up on them, I'll kick the ball at you at training. I'll miss, but the person standing next to you wont be happy.
Apart from that, I thought Fabregas was fantastic, what a player for a 17 year old, if he keeps going the right way, he will be the worlds best midfielder. Just hope he stays at Arsenal, with Reyes and Van Persie up front (both 21), Toure and Sendoros at the back (23 and 18), Hoyte and Cole full backs (18 and 22), you get the picture....
N.B. I may have got the ages slightly wrong, but if anyone picks up on them, I'll kick the ball at you at training. I'll miss, but the person standing next to you wont be happy.
Ola Ladies,
I wont ask to much about Sunday, got a text from Crabbeman about it while I was away, the people in the cafe we were in seemed to be somewhat surprised to hear an English lad effing and blinding at 3pm on a Sunday. Its great though, you can say cu*t to them and they dont have a clue! Not that I would do that, very immature and uneducated. But quite funny at 8am when you havent been to bed for 40 hours and have just got out of a club which charged £5 a pint...
I wont ask to much about Sunday, got a text from Crabbeman about it while I was away, the people in the cafe we were in seemed to be somewhat surprised to hear an English lad effing and blinding at 3pm on a Sunday. Its great though, you can say cu*t to them and they dont have a clue! Not that I would do that, very immature and uneducated. But quite funny at 8am when you havent been to bed for 40 hours and have just got out of a club which charged £5 a pint...
We'll have to wait for Genghis to confirm, but it looks like we might not have a game on Sunday. Had a message on my phone last night from Westwood, they're still in the Berks & Bucks Cup (???) which takes priority over league fixtures. Genghis is just checking with Dave Piper as to whether they can rearrange us another game in case another team is sat without a fixture too, so we'll have to wait and see, but at the moment - no game Sunday.
Monday, December 06, 2004
I used to hate them, but was pleased to see the Matt Le Tiss look-a-like and the Northern-boy defender with the ponytail omitted from their squad. Don't forget they've got the fire in their bellies this season cos they're 2nd in the league and can smell promotion, whereas we're having s a somewhat more relaxed season this year. There are plenty of worse teams, but then even Cold Ash had got better than they used to be. Chav Friend are a horrible bunch of benefits fraudsters, there's not many teams I'd rather not have to play again than them. Blue Boar, being possibly the only one, and even they were alright til Crabbeman tried to break all of their legs...
I turned to there centre back in the second half and said 'god, do you ever stop moaning' and he goes "moan, us, you obviously haven't played cold ash lately" !!
Just thought I'd add that. Although they were moaning a lot, running up to the ref etc. They weren't nasty like you said, I just seem to hate them! Not as much as Partick thou. And we've lost to them both. Wankers.
Just thought I'd add that. Although they were moaning a lot, running up to the ref etc. They weren't nasty like you said, I just seem to hate them! Not as much as Partick thou. And we've lost to them both. Wankers.
I thought they were okay - they've lost two of the main players who were right whingers, not good enough to be making the noises they made and made me want to throw bricks randomly just to de-stress. Sadly, those two were also a bit wank, whereas they were all reasonably decent players yesterday. Beatable for sure, they were far from untouchable, but it wasn't a nasty game. Mateyboy gave Tony a bit of a roughing up but Tony had him handled except for that 10 minute spell when he notched two goals. But he seemed alright. Quite look forward to playing them again cos I think if we have a bit more discipline, concentration and like you say, belief, then we can more than match them.
Another dead arm specialist...
Great.
No-one is blaming you for any of the goals Shane, we were all to blame as we should have picked them up long before they got shots off.
We can bounce back from it, we've done it before, will do it again. Just need to beleive in ourselves a bit more and try and play our game and get the ball on the deck.
....and make sure we give them a damn good thrashing at our gaff. I hate Vodafone.
Great.
No-one is blaming you for any of the goals Shane, we were all to blame as we should have picked them up long before they got shots off.
We can bounce back from it, we've done it before, will do it again. Just need to beleive in ourselves a bit more and try and play our game and get the ball on the deck.
....and make sure we give them a damn good thrashing at our gaff. I hate Vodafone.
Sorry about Sunday boys - that 3rd goal really cost us dear. Other than that 10 minutes and a few spats of dodgy defending I thought we showed a good bit of character keeping our heads up and taking the game to them at 6-1 down. We knew that was a dodgy scoreline and they knew it too. To snap out of it like you did was quite an effort so don't be too gutted about it. We're still good enough to go up this season if things go our way, and we're way too good to go down, so we can use the rest of the season to continue to gel together like we have in the last two matches. Vodafone are a good team, but they're really not that much better than we are at the moment and no better than we can be.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Bastard. That means I have to get up early as well. Otherwise I'll have to drive half cut. You better make sure your quiet so I can get some kip.
This lift is on strict terms and conditions
1) A starting place
2) Man of the match
3) I get credited with Lewis's goals.
and
4) You transfer 5 of the dead arms you usually give me, on to Ghengis.
This lift is on strict terms and conditions
1) A starting place
2) Man of the match
3) I get credited with Lewis's goals.
and
4) You transfer 5 of the dead arms you usually give me, on to Ghengis.
Is it possible to have semi-wood? Bolsa wood maybe? Beeny doesn't come to training anymore anyway after he became a Londoner like you John. Oh... Knees ap mavver braaaaan.... Oi!
(All cockney songs end in "Oi!" with the obligatory thumb-up towards your shoulder whilst kicking your leg out) Maybe it's becawwws I'm a landanaa... Oi!
(All cockney songs end in "Oi!" with the obligatory thumb-up towards your shoulder whilst kicking your leg out) Maybe it's becawwws I'm a landanaa... Oi!
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