Monday, April 30, 2007

If anyone's interested, £36 return on the train (from Basingstoke - not sure about Newbury) to Torquay.

Smurfy and I already have our tickets booked. It'd cost me about that much in petrol and now I don't have to sit in any traffic, or stop to have a piss, or crap myself if the cops see me doing over 100mph with a can of stella in my hand.

Oh, and by the way, the B&B is strictly non-smoking (you get kicked out with no refund if you smoke) but I said I didn't think that would be a problem as none of us are smokers are we? Don't think I've seen anyone lighting up on a night out.

Either way, get the train, it's the only way to fly...
And we're in.

http://www.glenroy-hotel.co.uk/index.htm

Deposits of £5 per person. You can all pay me on the Friday we get there if you like, when you'll need the other £43 to pay to the hotel.

It's not a bad location, bit of a walk to the town centre but that won't be a problem for a fit bunch of lads eh?

Dave Screw reckons he can get us a friendly to play on the Saturday as well, to provide some daytime activity.
Torquay looking a bit more positive already - just contacting a few places to check availability/willingness to accept group bookings...

Friday, April 27, 2007

I've put an enquiry into Bournemouth tourism so I might get some feedback there. She reckoned £30-£35 a night, which although it's not as good as the £20 we payed in Blackpool it's probably do-able for most people. Especially if the alternative is fucking Liquid again...
I think Brighton is going to be out of the question - I just talked to that place and all they have available for that weekend is 4 to-a-room ensuites at £45 per person per night. And it's a 2 night minimum so JT would have to pay £90 for a one night stay.

I'd call them wankers but I guess they know they can sell stuff at that price so fair play.

But it leaves us with a dilemma. Ideas on a postcard please...

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Northern Tosser.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/middlesbrough/6595395.stm

There goes your hope of Villa getting Woodgate for next season...
Nice. I remember waking up as a kid and my feet feeling all warm and cosy. It's because they were in a big pile of sick. Somehow I'd been sick up the other end of my bed and was wriggling my feet in it.

Another happy childhood memory, same time tomorrow.
Yep i was properly sick. First time in my life ive ever been sick in my bed!
Were you really sick Ad?

The paper has the VF Cup final still with Paggies in it. The footy website does as well, and they've not only got linesmen, they've got a 4th official as well!

But Mulfiri (ref that booked me) is one of the linesmen. Shame we can't go and watch it I reckon it'd be quite funny...
Was waiting to hear from Smurfy to see how he got on speaking to the ref. But we can let people know about it tonight. Gives em tomorrow and Saturday to source some shorts if they don't already have any. I don't, taking a trip to Slough High Street today to get some...
Lovely Ad... You've really got to stop studying your shits for the previous nights dinner.

They're a potential sponsor for next year, then we can go back there for a fight after the games....

Does everyone know about the bermuda shorts theme for Sunday? Not everyone went to the pub on Sunday.
Worst burger ever. Shame cos the rest of the pub was so nice, particularly the clientele. No other pub I know can boast pink-screen football.
That picture looks just like the burger i had last night..........and saw again at half 1 this morning. Thanks matty.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Why did you post that? I'm trying to watch what I eat at the moment and now when I look at the blog I get a craving for a Rio burger...

In fact, fuck it, I'm going to America.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007


Yes, at least he wasn't doing that.

I look good following my diet................
Ha ha! At least he had his boxers on.

...and at least he wasn't bending over showing everyone the holes in them.

In fact, that's one of the better pictures I've seen of Smurf.
10-1 says that whichever manager wins the Premiership, there won't be a shot in the press quite like our winning manager...


Monday, April 23, 2007

We started with a 4-4-2 formation but with Matty up front because last time we played this lot (and lost 1-0) they had a very strong midfield who had most of the play. Last time our defence soaked up most attacks so we thought that if we could snuff out the midfield then we'd have the edge.

We started really well, they still looked good when they got the ball to their decent players, but we shut them down very quickly and stuck our feet in to make it uncomfortable for them. Then when we had the ball, we played simple stuff but played it well. It worked really well and you could see them start to get pissed off with each other because they were picking up scraps and chasing shadows. We hit the bar and had a few other chances, so were gutted after about 20 minutes when we lost the ball in midfield, they lumped it forward and their striker reacted fastest and lifted the ball over Smurfy to give them the lead.

But we reacted really well to it, everyone knew we were playing well so it was just a matter of time. We hit the bar again and had a few more chances, played some lovely stuff that had them running around looking lost, then Chris Miller cleared the ball straight up the pitch, route one style for Lewis to latch on to and finish well. That was just a few minutes before half time, good time to score, although we actually then had a chance to score again before half time but their keeper was having a great game.

Everyone was up for it at halftime, even if we'd come in a goal down we were still playing really well. Waggon are a good side and we were dominating. They changed a few things at half time and started quite well in the second half. They had the ball for longer and shifted up the pitch rather than hoofing it up the pitch. Then they got a corner but he's hit it weird and it's swerved a bit and dropped straight in just under the bar. Gutted, but again we reacted really well.

We put Gareth on pretty much on the hour, on the right wing (he's left footed) and we had Macca on the left wing (he's right footed) because it was working well with them running down but then cutting inside. On about his second touch, Gareth's picked the ball up about 30 yards out and instead of doing what he was told, cutting inside, he's just launched it with his right foot. It's flown up into the air, dipped beautifully and dropped right into the top corner. Now their keeper was good, but he was beaten as soon as the ball left Gareth's foot. Great goal.

So that was 2-2. We put Browny on and almost immediately they should have scored again. Nothing to do with Browny though. Macca's played a hospital ball back to Chris Miller inside our box and their bloke's nipped through (could have gone down too) but he's chipped a cross over and their bloke is free, on the edge of hte 6 yard box. Thankfully he's turned out to be shit and has glanced his header rather than get decent contact.

That was their last chance. All the chasing they did in the first half began to show and we were just searching for a winner, attack after attack. Right at the death Lewis has gone through one on one but struck it too well and it's sailed wide, but by then it didn't matter - cos he struck it well the ball flew a long way away which was good enough.

So it finished 2-2. Meaning that's our first home game that we've dropped points and that Waggon are the only team we haven't beaten this season. But the main thing is that the point we did get was the one that means nobody can catch us even if we lose our last 2 games by 100 goals each. We are champions and nobody can catch us. We can build this thing together, standing stones forever, nothing's gonna stop us now. For if the world runs out of lovers, we'll still have each other, nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now.

Man of the match was JT who didn't put a foot wrong and set up so many attacks by playing simple balls properly. All 3 subs that went on got straight into the game and played sublimely - Andy Miller playing little deft through balls and Browny releasing Dave Lewis a number of times just by using the channels and playing the ball nicely weighted into space. Crabbeman and Adam snuffed out their very talented midfield better than I've seen for a very long time. Lewis kicked each of their defenders at least once around the ears and injured their keeper too (they should have learnt not to get in his way by now surely?). Genghis went on some attacking runs. With the ball.

Seriously, everyone was at the top of their game, just when we really needed it and on another day that could've been a 5 or 6 goal game. But we got what we needed.

We had a penalty competition at the end as well to determine next season's penalty taker. Turns out I can't save penalties for love nor money. Only saved one out of about 25 and that one hurt. Smurfy fared a little better but then began taking his clothes off which I think affected his concentration. Lewis won it in the end, not missing any out of what must have been over 10 penalties. With JT coming in 2nd and winning nothing.

It was a pleasure to watch, to be honest. Waggon are easily the 2nd best team in the league, despite what the table says, and we looked awesome against them.

Happy now?
No one tell Sillsy anything he owes me a tenner!!!!!
Woah woah woah! You can't going trumpeting and nominating without including a match report...!
I nominate Matt
The ref for the Q Ass game is D Bull, wonder whether he'll be keen on us wearing bermuda shorts or not? I think we should nominate a player to go and ask him before the game.
And a warm welcome to today's blog viewers, JT and Lewis.


*trumpet fanfare*

Sunday, April 22, 2007


Saturday, April 21, 2007

Crabbeman, when the shrimp crawls under the rock, it is not to get out of the rain.

I think that says it all.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Shane i didnt no you were Eric Cantona in disguise!!!
Irrelevant in the end as I didn't get away in time so there was no shoot out. And no we're not "confirmed" as champions but Q have to pick up a 36 goal difference defecit in 3 matches, 1 of which is against us. Plus if we beat or draw with Waggon on Sunday, or Q fail to beat Shalbourne, then it's all over. Or if we beat or draw with Q when we play them, or if we beat or draw with LMP when we play them, or if Q fail to beat Bucklebury.

So the odds are on our side, it's just not 100% done yet.

The sky is blue due to refraction of light particles through the atmosphere. The light is refracted at a particular frequency which produces the blue light. When the sun is rising or setting, the angle of incidence with the atmosphere causes refraction to occur at a lower frequency, sliding down the visible spectrum, hence the change to red skies.

Interestingly (some would say), the composition of the mainly oxygen atmosphere is the reason that grass is green, with scientists recently claiming that in earlier times (way before humans) the different composition of the atmosphere might have meant that most of the plant life on Earth would have been purple.
Matty might be able to take his 5 before you get there then Shane, give himself a 2 goal lead.

So why are you having a penalty shootout? Are you confirmed as Champions yet? Why IS the sky blue?

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Smurfy - can't find anything cheap, so I reckon we ask people on Sunday what they're willing to pay, otherwise we might have to opt for a different venue...

Ads - yours truly will be keeping sticks tonight, but at the moment it looks like I'm going to be getting there late...
Who's keeping for tonights champions shootout??
Shane
What is the situation regarding accommodation
We were but then it began to become apparent that it was gonna be shit.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

I thought you were going to Milton Keynes?
It's okay to believe me. I'm generally a pretty truthful kind of guy, you just need to watch out for things like APRIL FOOLS DAY and, well that's pretty much it.

If it's coming up to April 1st and I make a statement that you're not sure about, then ask me. I'll never "back it up" if you call me on it, cos that then takes away the fun. So if you ask me if I'm genuine and I ignore you, you're pretty much on to a winner. The 18 yr olds worked it out, it was just you.

So yes, this Thursday we'll be having a penalty competition, although I might be arriving a little late cos I've got a guy coming round to look at my floor. Just looking.

Then on Sunday, depending on who's available or not, we may actually have a team photo taken. This doesn't involve doing/wearing/bringing anything special, as we'll just get everyone in kits where possible and the rest can wear training tops, tracksuits, etc... Be nice to get a shot of everyone together, as I think availability is down then for the final 2 matches.

Still struggling for accommodation in Brighton.
Don't believe anything he says!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Thusday mate.
When's this penalty shoot out thingy? Thusday or sunday?
For anyone who's interested:-

Blue Ball 7 - 3 Meadway
Bucklebury 3 - 2 Paggies Bar
Cooopers Arms 2 - 8 Shalbourne

None of those results really affect us at all - except maybe that Shalbourne are currently the division's top scorers with 86 to our 81. I don't care, I shouldn't care, I'm pissed off about it.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

I'm going to pretend I don't know what that John-Paul/Spike comment relates to...

Saturday, April 14, 2007

On your own, own your own, on your own, on your own...

Well done on winning the league lads!

Friday, April 13, 2007

If you mean in a John-Paul and Spike kinda way, then no.
Ever get the feeling its just me and you, Shaner...?
Usually goes on til 8pm. But once the season is over we can relax this a bit and start later/finish later if people want to.
6.30pm? Earlier than in my day. What time does it usually go on until?

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Cool - I think we'll keep stuff going over the summer, just kickabouts rather than training til the time is right to gear up for the next assault on div 1. 6.30pm at Henwick til you hear different.
We'll have to agree to disagree on that one.

I might be able to start coming back to training again. Now I'm at Wokingham, they don't do late night Thursdays and everyone is out the door at 5. Even better (and, essentially more important considering my under the thumb existence), Cat has decided to do some Aerobic thing with her friends permanently on Thursdays rather than Tuesdays, meaning guilt free football! In fact, it was Cat's idea (I'm thinking she isn't liking the belly...). I still probable won't be there on Sundays, but its hardy like you need players anyway, given that you have about 25 and you're champions elect...
I think you'll find that I kept in the most hilarious part of the photo.
You missed out the best part of that photo! You see, me and my friend John are stood under a sign, saying 'Les Johns'.

Hilarious!


Amazing isn't it.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

That's a wonderfully in-depth explanation, and I thank you for it. However, it also made me slightly peckish for one of these...


The internet is incredible, isn't it? Within seconds, I'm able to find a picture of a piece of children's confectionary, and not in a promotional way. I wonder if there is anything on the internet you can't find a picture of...
Isn't the 1980's child-appeasing confectionary called "Waggon Wheel" rather than "Wagon Wheel"?

It appears, like much in the world at the moment, that the confusion is the fault of our American friends. Fatties. "Waggon" is simply the old British spelling of the word, "Wagon" has been used since the yanks thought that it was too difficult to spell and simplified it.

Ironically, that's why you see it more on pub names, as they're trying to emphasise their historical status because American tourists (fat ones) think that old traditional pubs which have been running for hundreds of years aren't going to sell them shit beer and sandwiches with fag-ash on them.
Hmmm, it appears that Waggon is a version of Wagon; there seem to be lots of pubs called it. I'll let them off this time.
WaGGon and Horses this Sunday - the only team left unbowed by the Shefford sword. And a significant unbowing as well, as they are the only team in any competition this season to have kept a clean sheet against us. Hence, their one spawny goal got them all three points.

So as not to sound like I've got sour grapes, I would say that I think that on that day they were the best team we've come up against in the league. But the conditions levelled the playing field a bit and we had a few chances that would have gone in on another day. So I'm looking forward to going at them again. We'll create chances and know we can limit their chances too.

We're at home so I don't know whether it will be Northcroft or Henwick.
It's certainly an interesting appointment - wish they had waited until after Fulham had visited the Emirates though!

Who have the mighty Shefford got this Sunday?
Couple of things:-

1. Sanchez manager of Fulham! The man's a football genius. This news has changed my feeling about Fulham from being "eh?" to "want them to stay up and go on to great things".

2. Fucking Bucklebury - just when we needed them to be good and hold Q to a draw, they pull out a flukey 6-5 win over LMP and a shocking 1-0 win over Meadway. Those results suggest that Q will give them a spanking on Sunday, just when we don't need a spanking to be given... I guess we don't really have a right to complain, after Shalbourne had a good win over Blue Ball last week and then turned up with 10, then 9, then 10 players this Sunday against us.
Well - you'd have thought so, and you might be right, but I just take it from the league table here:-

http://www.football.mitoo.co.uk/LeagueTab.cfm?TblName=Matches&DivisionID=3659&LeagueCode=NDSFL2006

I haven't looked in the Newbury Weekly News to see how they have it spelt, really can't be arsed. I'll ask them on Sunday and get back to you.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

'Waggon and Horse'

'Wagon', surely...?
I denied them a 2nd penalty minutes later...
Loving it, I've printed off the photos and made them into a flick book, makes me feel like I was there. Great work one and all, fully deserved as well, although you didn't have to give a penalty just to prove you weren't biased Shaner.

And that ball has gone incredibly high...

Celebration Macca-style


Celebration Macca-style
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
The lads congratulate Macca on a well-taken goal to put Shefford 4-2 up and effectively kill off the game.

Macca scores! (part 2)


Macca scores! (part 2)
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
Macca nicks in front of his marker to head home from Dave M's cross. Game over.

Macca scores (part 1)


Macca scores (part 1)
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
This shot makes it look like Matt crossed the ball for Macca to score. He didn't.

Genghis!


Genghis!
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
Look how high that ball's been kicked.

No cigar


No cigar
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
Matty misses the chance to claim his 2nd ever Shefford hat-trick...

Matty's pat on the back


Matty's pat on the back
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
Shefford celebrate a quality goal by slapping Matt round the back of the head.

Matty scores!


Matty scores!
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
The ball nestles at the back of the net after Matty fires it into the top corner to make it 3-1.

Volley


Volley
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
Who's the person you most want to see lining up a volley?

Team spirit


Team spirit
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
Ben prepares to smack adam in the face.

1st half action


1st half action
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
Frenetic first half action.

Shot


Shot
Originally uploaded by ShaneBellamy.
Looks close. Wasn't.
What a day Sillsy. Smurfy gets a phone call from Shalbourne in the morning saying "how many players you got?" - turns out the ref has phoned them up saying that he can't get back from Birmingham in time and they were struggling for squad so asked if one of us could ref it.

So I've ended up reffing the game, they've started with 10 men and within the first 10 minutes have had a guy injured, so we played most of the first half against 9 men.

And we were shit. Dunno whether it was nerves, complacency or the bad pitch but we were quite poor. Went 1-0 up when Smurfy's booted the ball straight down the middle, the bounce has done their centre back and Lewis only needed one touch to steer it past the keeper. We showed glimpses of being good but all in all it was pretty poor.

2nd half started much the same and Shalbourne could sense it. They were back up to 10 players now and built up pressure to the point where they got themselves a penalty to draw level.

After that we had a few more nervous moments but began using the extra man to our advantage using the width and spreading the ball around. They couldn't really contain us then and pretty soon Matty latched on to a through ball and passed the ball into the net to put us ahead. We settled down quite nicely then and had a few good moves before Matty got the ball on the edge of the area, turned his defender a couple of times and then drove a left footer right up into the top corner. I hated being ref at that point cos I couldn't jump around like a cock.

We were all over them by now and Matty had a great chance to grab his hat-trick when Genghis ran the width of the pitch trying to get the ball under control and then flicked a lovely incisor pass through leaving Matty one-one-one but he pulled it wide. Then Miller had a one-on-one chance and again pulled it wide. Then they had an attack and their matey-boy's caught it beautifully on the edge of the area to put them back to 3-2. Browny had just come on. Thankfully Dave Screw was running the show by now and spinning balls out every which way. So within minutes he's pinged a pinpoint cross over for Macca to nip in front of his marker and head the ball home.

That made the final 20 minutes a lot more comfortable than it might have been, though to be fair by now we were looking really good and everyone was on top of their game. Shalbourne had been run ragged in the 2nd half and were knackered and gave up hope. Final whistle went and Shefford were treated to a standing ovation - in that we were all stood up.

Then we had some champagne, then lots of beer, then I got kicked out of Liquid for dealing drugs which, in my opinion, puts me on a par with you getting kicked out for "touching someone's hair".

Next time we win the league I'm going for "pimping".

Sunday, April 08, 2007

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Friday, April 06, 2007

He got fed up waiting for a decent pass from the Shefford No. 7...






Thursday, April 05, 2007

I agree. Any of those photo's would look lovely on the new blooger page.... Even though half the players in the first two surfing ones have left!

What ever did happen to John Sills?
Honestly i haven't posted these "possible Team Photo" picture's hoping that picture of me and matty looking like cunts is taken down. Honest.

I think this could be the most post i've ever done in a single day! I need a rest.


Possible Team Photo 3....
Haha! There's us with our fingers up in a "no. 1" style and you're stood there with your "8" t-shirt on... Lack of ambition Mr Davies!

Let's hope we can take a similar shot this summer.

A room of 14 of us would be a fucking nightmare, but I can give it a try if you like... Looks like beggars can't be choosers at the moment...


Possible team photo 2...


possible Team photo 1...


Memories anyone??
Matty loves the Vodafone shop. I think its the kinda place that he should work. Would suit him i think.

i saw a place on smurfs list that said something about a big brother room for 16. i think that would be pretty funny. Or are you a bit wary about how much sleep you'll get in that size room?
Blimey - I'll keep looking around, but this place looked more like the type of place we stayed in in Newquay than any of the others...

The
Grapevine. We can offer budget non-ensuite
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or rooms with ensuite and seaview at £45 pppn.
For Sunday to Thursday these rooms will be
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These accommodate between two and four people
as we have had some renovations done over the
winter. We are ideally located on the
seafront, in the middle of all the clubs and
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I hope the chef and asst manager were already 'out' otherwise she's gonna be popular.

And what does she mean "there was nowhere to go"? Are they not allowed in other pubs?

Still, at least it's just a short walk down from the Vodafone shop.
I am never drinking in their again, let alone Sunday.

We'll have a job keeping Macca away though.
http://www.newburytoday.co.uk/News/Article.aspx?articleID=4098

“I’m gay, my chef is gay and the assistant manager’s gay. I got here about a month ago and realised there was nowhere to go.”

We're not drinking in The Bricklayers on Sunday.
I've contacted a couple of those to see about price/availability. There's a chance we could end up making a trip to Millets and camping, but we'll see!

I'm going to be meeting you gents at the pitch on Sunday cos I'll be driving back down from Birmingham to watch the game. I just thought I'd let you know that.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

http://www.brightonstagnights.co.uk/stag_groups_hotels.htm

That was easier
The Sackville Hotel, Kingsway, Hove. Tel: 01273 736292The Daddy as far as were concerned! This hotel is brilliant for Stag groups. The Bar is open nearly all night and has well appointed rooms overlooking the sea. (They even have a Big Brother room which sleeps up to 14 people) – Highly Recommended.

Travel Lodge, 165-167 Preston Road, Brighton BN1 6AU, Tel: 0870 191 1517 Ok it may be 1.5 miles away from the seafront but it’s close enough, clean, tidy with a breakfast bar open in the morning – Great value!

The Grapevine Hotel, 29-30 North Road, Brighton. Tel: 01273 703985A smaller hotel with basic clean rooms and friendly staff, offering a bar and restaurant. www.grapevinewebsite.co.uk

The Kings Hotel, 139 Kings Road, Brighton. Tel: 01273 820854 With well-appointed rooms this hotel is located on the seafront and has a comfortable Restaurant & Bar with a nice lounge – Recommended!

Palace Hotel, 10-12 Grand Junction Road, Brighton. Tel: 01273 202035Located near the seafront with friendly staff and well-appointed clean rooms - Recommended!

The Princess Marine Hotel, 153 Kingsway, Hove. Tel 01273 207660This hotel has nice rooms, Bar, Restaurant and is on the seafront. – Recommended.

The Courtlands Hotel, 15-27 The Drive, Hove. Tel: 01273 731055Located about half a mile from the Babylon Lounge on one of the roads off the seafront with nicely situated rooms. Situated in the centre of Hove - Recommended!

Langfords Hotel, 3rd Avenue, Hove. Tel: 01273 738222A smaller hotel with great rooms - Recommended.

The New Maderia Hotel, 23 Marine Parade, Brighon.Tel: 01273 698331Warm, friendly and relaxing with friendly staff and good food. Nice Bar area and smart rooms, located on the seafront – Recommended!

The Old Ship Hotel, Kings Road, Brighton. Tel: 01273 329001A more funky and sociable hotel on the seafront, with entrance to a trendy bar and American themed restaurant, nice rooms, clean and tidy - Recommended!

The Royal Albion Hotel, 35 Old Steine, Brighton, BN1 1NT. Tel: 01273 329202A well-appointed hotel with excellent Restaurant & Bar, located on the seafront opposite Brighton Pier with excellent sea views and friendly staff. Close to Nightclubs and Taxi rank – Highly recommended. Note: minimum 2 night stay!

Smaller Hotels & Guesthouses for Stag Groups

The Imperial Hotel, First Avenue, Hove. Tel: 01273 777320
The Marina West Hotel, Oriental Place, Brighton. Tel: 01273 323087
The Seafield Hotel, 23 Seafield Road, Hove. Tel: 01273 735912
Atlantic, 16 Marine Parade, Brighton. Tel:01273 695944
Brighton Pavilions, 7 Charlotte Street, Brighton. Tel: 01273 621750
Chatsworth, 9 Salisbury Road, Hove. Tel: 01273 737360
Cosmopolitan, 29-31 New Steine, Brighton. Tel: 01273 682461
Gulliver’s, 10 New Steine, Brighton. Tel: 01273 695415
Marine House, 8 Charlotte Street. Brighton. Tel: 01273 605349
New Steine, 12a New Steine, Brighton. Tel: 01273 681546
The Russell, 19 Russell Square, Brighton. Tel:01273 327969
Topps, 17 Regency Square, Brighton. Tel: 01273 729334

Stag Groups are always welcome because they are group bookings, but its usually better to ask for a group booking, rather than for a stag group booking, for obvious reasons. Brighton has many stag groups throughout the year so you will be well catered for and able to enjoy a great stag night or weekend in Brighton.
Not a flying one like mateyboy got at Chievely for Mobile Streams. Ah well. Those days are all gone now, Smurfy's seen a few shots, tackles, fouls, penalties and cards since then!

And John you're right, you shouldn't be remembered just for those wind assisted goals. I mean, right from the top of my head there was the er, the er, er,
I need to stop mentioning 'that day at Shalbourne'; people will start to think that's all I did in my time playing for the mighty Shefford F.C..

Incidentally Smurfy, here is a picture of the actual ambulance that took you away that day...







I'm so glad someone has fond memories of Shalbourne..................
I looked at the AdSense thing before but at the time it was mainly US based. Might have another look now, although they do check the source of the traffic so if we all click on it (all 4 of us) then they'll suss us. Another clue might be the quote sat in our own blog saying "surely we can rip this off"...

Game this Sunday is at a ground you'll have some fond memories of - we're away to Shalbourne. We're hoping for a windy day.

Shalbourne had a good result last week so we're not expecting anything other than a tough test - 3 points pretty much hands us the title (Q will be 9 points behind with 3 games to play and way down on goal difference) but if we lose all is not lost, so we're heading out Sunday avo/evening for a big session to celebrate either being Champions or just the fact that we've had a bloody good season so far.

So if you fancy coming to the game let me know and I can either give you directions or where we'll be meeting, and if you fancy coming out for bevvies either straight after the game or in the evening then excellent, go for it, Newbury is your oyster.
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What the blinkin' nora has happened to the Blogger page? I like it.

I also like Matt and Adam looking like tw*ts, although in fairness Matty quite often turned up to football looking quite smart, due to not having been home the night before.

It seems as though 2004 was the 'golden' age of Shefford blogging, according to the amount of posts made each year. Scary that it's been going on that long really.

Where's the game on Sunday then?
Just trying to take my mind off things really...

Plus it must have felt like quite an important game to them. They've both been shit all season but still have something to play for - that's the beauty of football.
We've put all this hard work in all season, and you're 'more excited' about the bottom of the table!

Bloody charming.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

It's more exciting at the bottom of the table - Coopers picked up only their 3rd win of the season on Sunday with a big 6-pointer against Meadway, to lift themselves off the bottom spot.

Meadway have just two games left to try and get at least 2 points. They face Bucklebury and Blue Ball. Their only hope is last-game-of-the-season squad fucking-about-with...

Although we beat Coopers by a heavier margin, I remember the two games against Meadway and they are possibly the worst Sunday team I can remember, so maybe they deserve to come bottom. Don't really care.
I'll bring my camera on Sunday...
Ha ha! That is actually quite funny!

We should get a picture of Macca edited into that gay football team for Screw to pin up at the prison.
Wanker.

...and stop posting pictures of me on the internet!


Let's talk no more of this.
By the way, I went past Broadways on the way back on Sunday and it's now "The Clocktower Inn" and was open. However there are no games to watch on Sunday afternoon cos it's Easter so there are games Saturday and Monday. Stupid Jesus.

Was looking back at the results to see if we have been top of the league since day one. We haven't. We went top after the second game of the season, the record-setting 11-0 victory over Coopers Arms. And we've been top since. [And, whatever happens, will be now until the last game of the season, which will be the only time when Q Ass can possibly bump us. Not letting that happen.]

[[ADDITIONAL: In fact, I've just looked at the fixtures below and if we lose to Shalbourne, Q Ass and Wagon, and Q Ass beat us, Shalbourne and Bucklebury, it will leave us, on the last day of the season, needing to beat LMP to win the league.]]

But anyway, top of the league before us (and I hope they celebrated it) was Meadway, with an opening day 7-0 win against LMP. I wonder if they got themselves all excited, only to be spanked 7-1 the next game by Berkshire "Huh?" Arms...

Monday, April 02, 2007

Coupled with Smurfy's info, the table makes for good reading:-



With our 48 points on the board and Smurf's maximum points list below, you can see that we will now finish either 1st or 2nd. You could argue that that means that yesterday's result got us promoted and that we'll be playing Div 1 football next season - and hopefully so - but you just never know how this league is going to go with deciding numbers going up/down, so we just need to stay focussed til it's 100% certain.

Shalbourne had a good result yesterday but we could have beaten Blue Ball by that amount if chances had gone in, plus Shalbourne have to play Q Ass as well before the season's out. But there's no way I can stand having to watch someone else lose for us to win the league again. Grrr.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Gentlemen well done today here is some info for you:
Shefford 2 Berks Arms 1
Shalbourne 3 Blue Ball 1
Q Assocs 4 Wagon 0

Shefford 48 Points 4 To Play Possible Max 60 pts
Q Assocs 42 Points 3 To Play Possible Max 51 pts
Berks Arms 36 Points 3 To Play Possible Max 45 pts
Wagon 32 Points 3 To play Possible Max 41 pts
Blue Ball 23 Points 7 To Play Possible Max 44 pts

Remaining Fixtures
Shefford
8th April Shalbourne
22nd April Wagon
29th April Q Assocs
13th May LMP

Q Associates
22nd April Shalbourne
29th April SHEFFORD
6th May Bucklebury

Goal Difference at present:
Shefford + 56
Q Assocs + 23